Entourage quotes

Ari

Just as I'm sure wherever you got with this little hottie will be more than amazing. [slightly touches her] Fuck it will be orgasmic. I mean, I'm sorry I don't mean to be rude, but ever since you got here, I have not been able to take my eyes off your ass! I mean, it's the perfect shape! It's like God came down, hand-crafted it, put it on a little silver tray, and hand-delivered it to my man, Scotty! Bravo, Scotty boy! [slams fist on table; Scott's fiancee is rankled] Bravo! I'm gonna get some Scotch!

This is wildly inappropriate coming to my shul, this day of all days, to discuss money. I have a bad enough reputation here after the hellish divorce I've just gone through.

Ari

At least you're at a place where you can meet a nice Jewish girl, Arthur. [Gatoff looks at him] Come on, we were at temple too. This is time sensitive, God would understand! We all have to take care of our own -

Ari, I have to go back inside.

Arthur, you said you'd meet Vince's quote.

You said his quote was three.

I was wrong.

You and your father have been wrong about a lot of things on this one, Nick. Maybe animation is more your bag.

Wow, cut the Rubensteins like that, on the high holiday...

I'm sorry, forgive me.

Arthur, I forgive you, but just make a quick phone a call it'll take a second, but -

Nick, I don't know what goes on at that half-church reform synagogue of yours, but here, we don't talk business on Yom Kippur. Now please, before I get angry... [leaves]

Give me the phone. [Ari turns over phone] And the Batphone. [Ari reluctantly turns over Blackberry hidden in ankle]

Hey Joe.

Vince?

Yeah.

I was a PA on Apocalypse Now. I watched Francis almost kill himself to get that movie made. I watched him go bankrupt, watched him go mad nearly, and I idolized him for it. I never had the passion. For me it was always about the score. You seem to have that passion, Vince, but if you really don't have it and can lose it too, don't kill yourself. At the end of the day, it's only a movie. Good luck, Vince.

Johnny Drama

Thank you God...VICTORY!!!!

Apologies for calling your partner Vincent, I somehow took your number down incorrectly.

No worries, I never answer my phone anyway.

We want to make this movie.

Fantastic.

Mamm, does it excite you?

Yes it does, so much so [to E] They're in.

I just have one small concern - creatively. I'd like to meet you at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel in one hour and we'll discuss. Is this okay?

Sure.

Oh, and one more thing, Vincent.

Yes, Nika?

Come alone. Ciao.

Daddy, Daddy, Kelly's jerking another boy in the car!

Turtle

What are you talking about? We're just kissing! [to Kelly] What does he mean, "another boy"?

[notices others just getting in their vehicles] Hey guys! The house - get over here. Say goodbye.

Goodbye, house.

Billy Walsh

VINNY!!!

Yo.

Billy

Vincent!

Talk to me, what?

Billy

Pablo Escobar? Pablo fucking Escobar!?!? [goes up staircase] I've always wanted to make a movie about this guy since I read a story about him blowing up that airliner. I love Pablo Escobar.

So you like the script?

Billy

What, was I not just fucking clear?

Can you do it for 25 million?

Billy

I don't see why not. I need to talk to the financier.

No problem.

Billy

I love it, Vince. Thank you. We're gonna win you an Oscar.

Billy Walsh

[to narrator] 'Movie'? I hate the word movie. I don't make movies, I make films!

Billy Walsh

Cut! [walks to E] Start off, suit, I need another one. [E is flabbergasted] Ahh, I'm fucking with you, it was perfect! [crew cheers]

[surveying aftermath] Guys, we did it.

Yeah, who would've thought that two kids from Queens could have pulled this off, but we did, it's gonna be fucking amazing.

You know, I've never felt so good about a movie after making this one. I know it.

Billy, think you've made a good film?

Walsh

[looks to narrator] Hey, it's gonna be a genius or its gonna fucking suck. 'Til I see the first cut, I have no idea, but you know what? Neither does anybody else.[walks away. Vince, E, and Turtle wonder about what he just said.]

Billy

Guys, my whole crew is Latin; help make this film as absolutely authentic as it could be. My editor Raul, his assistant slash little brother Terro. Both Mexican, both totally legal. My, uh, post guy's Brazilian, the caterers from Chile. Every Thursday we get that endangered sea bass flown in.

Eric

[sees very pretty Latina woman walk past him] What does she do?

Billy

She gives blow jobs. Seriously, she's a street walker I brought back from Colombia.

Ari

I teach my son never to let people just take things from him. It's my Israeli blood. Okay?

Wow, this looks great.

Yeah, if only the movie looked so good.

What?

I didn't say anything. [turns off editing machine and leaves]

Ari

Yes E, I would say being rejected by Cannes before we have a distributor would be a disaster.