Turtle quotes from Entourage

Turtle

[sees Drama dump a large fish on the hood of Ertz' Mercedes after smashing its windshield] What are you, the Godfather?

Drama

I'm sending a message.

Turtle

Saying what?

Drama

Aquaman is back! [scrambles out of the area]

Turtle

So, with all that dancing, can you do any crazy shit? You know, like put your legs behind your head.

I told you, I have a boyfriend.

Turtle

You did. But you also said you lie to him. So, maybe you can tell him that we didn't fuck today.

Come on, why don't you talk to her, John? Right there, talk to her.

Johnny Drama

Hey, baby. I just want to say I'm sorry I was a little overprotective. And I miss you. I miss hearing your voice. I miss hearing you laugh.

Shauna

This is horrifying.

Turtle

Don't fucking cry.

Drama

I love you, baby. I miss you being the last thing I say good night to. I just want to say I love you, baby. Tweet.

Tweet? What is tweet?

Drama

It's just something we say. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Turtle

Where's Arnold?

Drama

He's right there. I've been watching him.

Turtle

That's a rock! Are you kidding me?

Drama

[after closing the door on the trailer where an extra stands waiting in bikini] Who's that?

Turtle

It's an extra. You're her favorite character.

Drama

What am I supposed to do with her?

Turtle

Fuck her! What do you think?

Drama

You think I need you to pick up extras for me to bang?

Turtle

Well, I did have to charm about 20 of them before I found one that would say yes.

Drama

Do you know how stupid this is?

Turtle

I thought it'd make you happy?

Drama

No, it doesn't make me happy. I can't have an extra in my trailer. I got sexual harassment lawsuits coming out my ass as it is.

Turtle

I never heard about those.

Drama

I don't tell you everything.

This is not TV, Vince.

Oh no, what is it?

It's TV with Frank Darabont!

Know what Josh, sandbagging us like that was a real dick move.

I thought it would be more impactful if you heard it straight from Frank.

Drama

What the hell's so wrong with going TV?

Turtle

Nothing for David Hasselhoff or for you [to Weinstein], but for Vince, doing TV is ridiculous.

Drama

Yeah, but for you, doing Jamie-Lynn Sigler isn't. [gang stops to finally face Weinstein]

Turtle

Oh, here we go.

You did Jamie-Lynn Sigler?

Drama

Yeah, you believe it?

Not really.

Drama

Nobody does.

Yeah, it's been a pleasure as always, Josh.

Wait a minute. Just hold on a second, at least read the script. It's Frank Darabont, he's a genius. Vince, there's lots and lots of money in TV.

I don't want to get stuck playing the same character for the next five years. I want to do movies.

Turtle

He's still a movie star, you know.

Lots of movie stars do TV. George Clooney did ER, for Chrissake.

That was before he was George Clooney. No one goes back, 'cause you don't get back to movies.

Turtle

You didn't see Leo in the Growing Pains reunion.

Well, maybe it's time for you to think about that part of your life being over. Maybe you're not gonna be a movie star anymore. [pause] Look guys, I'm sorry. I'm just telling you what nobody else in this town has the balls to.

[gets in Weinstein's face] Why don't you walk away, Josh? Walk away.

Drama

Took the opportunity to inflict a little damage.

Turtle

What kind of damage?

Drama

The "number two" kind!

Turtle

You took a shit in his trailer?

Drama

...let's just say revenge is best served "a la commode."

What's your plan?

Turtle

Plan for what?

Your life, do you have one?

Turtle

It might not look it, but I've pondered a few things.

Oh yeah? Like what? [Turtle laughs] Oh I'm sorry. I didn't mean to put you in the spotlight like that.

Turtle

It's okay, things haven't exactly panned out, career-wise.

Why don't you take over this limo business, and I'll be the driver.

Turtle

[thinks about her offer] Hot girls driving limos...I love that. Call it "Lim-hoes."

[Laughs] I don't know about the name. [pinches Turtle]

Turtle

Not sure about having a business partner who's in jail, either.

I'd just be happy to avoid a Razzie.

Drama

There's nothing wrong with a Razzie.

Turtle

Johnny's gonna go for the hat-trick if he ever does another movie.

Drama

I only have one Razzie, asshole.

Ari

What do you need, office space, insurance, how many employees? What do you project to earn, what do you need to break even, at what point can your investors see some profit?!

Turtle

I don't know!

Ari

[ushers Turtle to seat] Look. When my son was born, my greatest fear was having this conversation. I knew that I would give him anything he wanted 'cause he was my son. I couldn't say No, which sucks, because it wouldn't help him and he'd just end up on the street doing heroin with the two Coreys, because I was too much of a pussy to teach him a lesson. I won't make that mistake with you. Just say No.

Turtle

I could pull this off, Ari.

Ari

Come back to me when you could prove it.

Turtle

How many kisses?

Drama

Four...and a sex scene, but it's network, so it's not gonna be too graphic.

Turtle

There's a sex scene now!?

Turtle

[To Tom Brady] Do you picture yourself in a Giants jersey? That blue matches your eyes. [Brady is surprised]

Ari

[joins gang] How's your day, boys?

Turtle

We're having dinner at Tom Brady's house.

Ari

[to Brady] You know he's not a Make-A-Wish kid right? [gang laughs]

Drama

You called Ashley "Sloan" and you weren't mid-fuck??

Turtle

It's the worst. That's why I always stick with "Yeah, baby!"

Drama

I was thinking you would accidentally call out Vince's. [Turtle flips him off]

So how did you cover?

I told her she was hearing things.

Jesus.

Drama

I bet you she took that well.

Yeah, she left.

Turtle

Who wouldn't?

Why didn't you chase after?

Turtle

Because he loves Sloan!

Turtle

What's with the face? [Vince is surprised]

Drama

They surprised me with a new scene when I got to the set last night. Battery acid sprays out of my car engine. Four hours of makeup...[voice slows to bitter murmur] for one line, compliments of Dan Coakley.

Why don't you take it off?

Drama

I gotta shoot again tonight. I can't bear another session in my makeup chair. [Splits bagel with bagel slicer he just bought]

Turtle

Now you got two bad sides.

Drama

[agitated] Don't start with me Turtle, I am exhausted! [slaps hand hard on bagel slicer]

Turtle

Oh you are? We got the Israeli Army waking us up all night, you can go home!

Drama

Baby bro is hungry, and you can go to Jamie's.

Turtle

I think you're overreacting.

[packs up things for her New Zealand assignment] You do? You know how many people requested to be my friend? I didn't accept them all!

Turtle

I didn't want to be rude.

This is really convenient timing, don't you think?

Turtle

No this is terrible timing, 'cause now you're gonna leave all upset.

Sorry for your guilt!

Turtle

Jamie please, this is hard enough for me already, could you please trust me and forget about it?

I know I'm forgetting something.

Turtle

Jamie, you have everything. I looked under your bed, opened every drawer. Just wanna make sure you and I are okay.

Then delete her!

Turtle

Delete her?

Yeah! Take her off your friends list.

Turtle

[accesses FB on iPhone and deletes girl] Done. Feel better?

Not really.

Turtle

Jamie, come on.

Do you want me to go?

Turtle

No, I don't want you to go! This is gonna be a great opportunity. It's gonna be amazing for you.

[sits on bed, teary-eyed] You're really going to miss me?

Turtle

Baby, don't cry. I'll be waiting right here for when you get back. [Jamie hugs him]