[Turtle gets a strange call from Carlos of Avion]
CCarlos
Why are people from Texas inquiring about my tequila?
TurtleWhat people?
CCarlos
Texas people. I don't like being spied on, Turtle.
Turtle
Come on Carlos, don't be paranoid
CCarlos
Who have you been talking to?
Turtle
You told me to find money.
Turtle
Said you wanted to expand, and I told you I'd find the money!
Turtle
It wasn't. It was Mark Cuban, the owner of the Dallas Mavericks.
CCarlos
I know who he is.
[Turtle has a meeting with Avion owner Carlos, who gives him something as a reward for his work with the company. He opens the box.]
Turtle
Whoa. Gold watch?
Turtle
I love it! You know, in the US, they give someone a gold watch when they retire...[strikes a thought and sees Carlos' face] Am I retiring?
[Turtle is disappointed that Avion made an IPO and his investors would not add more money for his Don Peppe's LA, and lets Vince know his frustration]
Turtle
If not for my selfish desire to prove that I don't need you, if we didn't sell our stock I would have made four million dollars and what's worse? You would have made almost 15. [sits down]
Wow, that's unbelievable.
Turtle
I'm sorry Vin. I'm so stupid.
[comforts him] You're not stupid. You're smart for getting me into this tequila thing, and I'm smart for not fucking listening to you.
Turtle
[startled] What?
Turtle
What do you mean?
I knew this thing was going to be big because you told me it was gonna be, and because I called Mark Cuban, who guaranteed it, so I kept my shares and I even bought yours.
Turtle
Don't fuck with me right now, Vince. Please?
Cuban told me I'd regret it forever if I didn't, so I bought 'em for you. I mean, you gotta give me back the initial, but it seems like a good trade. Three hundred for almost four million?
Yeah, now that he doesn't need me, maybe he'd let me invest in his restaurant.
Turtle
I, I don't know what to say.
Say thank you, you dumb fuck!
[Turtle and Drama try to convince a doubtful Sloan to attend Vince's wedding]
No, Sloan, I swear on my life that Vince is going to Paris to get married, and it's really important to him and to us [looks at Turtle] that you and [touches Sloan's tummy] your little baby are present.
Turtle
So you'll come?
I have to ask you something and I need you to be honest.
Yeah, I swear on my life.
No, no, I swear on my career, E did not fuck Melinda. [Turtle gestures No]
What time does the plane leave?
Turtle
Eight pm.
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