Turtle quotes from Entourage

Drama

It's like chummin' for sharks, Vince. You throw enough blood and guts in the water, you're bound to catch a great white.

Eric

Yeah, except there's gonna be fifty girls at the party who all show up thinkin' they're your dates.

Turtle

And what happens when fifty sharks show up lookin' for their goodies, E? [with Drama] Feeding frenzy!

Drama

You hearing this guy, E?

I hate being seen over here with this guy, Drama.

Drama

It's hysterical. [Drinks coffee]

Hysterical's waking up at 5am thinking somebody's been murdered.

Turtle

Guy's been out of commission for five years, he's making up for lost time.

Drama

[checks watch after girl reaches orgasm] Couple of minutes more he would have had my record beat.

Turtle

It could be fun, Vince. Like that time you got auctioned off at the Feed the World event.

Jesus. Remember that Cuban guy who bought me and wanted me to come live with him in Havana?

Drama

The guy never sent me those Cuban cigars he promised. I should call.

Turtle

Yeah. Ask him if he knows any good lefties for the Yanks' bullpen while you're at it.

Drama

You know, Eddie Burns offered me Brothers McMullen. True story. But I took a TV show instead.

Turtle

Was that when you did your full-frontal Red Shoe Diary?

Drama

No. That's when I did my three-episode arc on 90210, sexually harassing Tori Spelling.

Turtle

Nice choice.

Eric

Hey, jerkoff. You signed him up to judge a stripper contest.

Turtle

Really? Titties?

Eric

It's a stripper contest.

Turtle

Nice.

Turtle

Wait 'til you see dinner. I got ten of the best strippers in town joining us tonight.

Drama

Strippers -- why?

Turtle

Now shouldn't it be "Strippers -- how?" and "Thank you"?

Thank you.

Turtle

Where the hell is Saigon!?

Drama

Maybe he got clipped in a drive-by.

I don't get it, all these people are in line for sneakers?

Turtle

Yeah, some have even camped out all night.

For sneakers?

Turtle

Vince, these ain't just sneakers. These are limited-edition Fukijamas.

[surprised] Fuki-what?

Turtle

Ha...Vince, you know sometimes, you're so cultureless? Fukijama is one of the most famous graffiti artists in the world. Every year, Nike commissions him to do a limited drop; 200 pairs this year. After that, he destroys the pattern and never to be made again.

They're holding a pair for you?

Turtle

Nah, they refuse to do so. It's an unwritten law in America - bring a movie star, go right to the front of the line.

Turtle, are you nuts? They'll kill us if we go to the front of the line.

Turtle

They'll be thrilled just to get a glimpse of you.

I'm not cutting, Turtle.

[clenches fist] Better to be a man of the people, Aquaman.

Turtle

Vince, these are limited-

Back of the line, Turtle. You're lucky I'm even willing to wait.

Drama

Shit, look at that, another billboard! I'm everywhere!

Turtle

Spreading like the plague that you are, Drama.

Drama

Is that guy look familiar to you?

Huh?

Drama

That guy on the billboard, that's me.

Oh, congrats. I can't see that far without my glasses.

Drama

[mutters] Ever heard of LASIK?

Turtle

All right. What do you say we start with little miss fluffy-white-poodle over there?

Drama

That's not a poodle, turtle. That's a Lhasa Apso.

Turtle

Whatever. Check out the ass on the broad walking it.

Drama

I ain't your friend, tough guy! Yeah, that's right I know who you are, you WWF wannabe. So you get to move your car, or do I get to move it for you?

[sees father go down to face Drama] Daddy...

[looks back at her and glares at Drama] You're lucky my daughter's in the car. I'd kick every tooth in your head out.

Drama

I'd rip off your foot while you tried.

Turtle

[intervenes] Whoa, slow down, please don't okay? Sorry about my friend, he didn't take his meds today.

Daddy, Daddy, Kelly's jerking another boy in the car!

Turtle

What are you talking about? We're just kissing! [to Kelly] What does he mean, "another boy"?

[notices others just getting in their vehicles] Hey guys! The house - get over here. Say goodbye.

Goodbye, house.

Turtle

[sees young woman on table] Excuse me. You wouldn't happen to be Kelsey, would you?

And even if I was, I'd say no.

Turtle

[leaves her] That's just rude, honey.

[to Vince] Where you headed?

Nowhere.

Turtle

We got no plane, man.

We're headed to London, we're chilling out for a second.

Turtle

How much room you got?

We got a little room. [points to large private jet]