Sloan quotes from Entourage

Sloan

[to E] Who's the girl with the bad attitude?

Sloan

What is the problem?

The problem is, you treat me like some kind of social experiment.

Sloan

What do you mean? [both look at inbound golf cart and step out of the way for a moment]

Well, first you find me a place to live and then you're trying to get your godfather to hire me?

Sloan

These are bad things?

Yeah, but why are you doing it?

Sloan

Because I care about you.

I thought you didn't want to be friends.

Sloan

I said I couldn't be friends right now and that's because I cared too much.

So what? You want to see me turn into the man you want to be, then you'll consider talking to me?

Sloan

Eric, I have no idea what you're being so hostile about.

How hostile? Because while you may just think I'm Vince's bitch, I've done pretty okay for myself. I don't need you out there begging people to offer me things.

Sloan

I didn't beg anybody. I told someone about you and I thought you guys might make a good match. [steps out of way again for golf cart] Apparently, he agrees and he's not some schmuck who hands out jobs because I tell him to - and I don't think of you as Vince's bitch, for crying out loud, but clearly, you do.

Well, maybe you don't know me so well.

You know what, Sloan? I don't feel like drinking.

Sloan

What do you feel like doing?

I think I should go.

Sloan

Where?

[to valet] Hey, buddy, will you hold that car up, please? You know, this was a bad idea. I gotta go. I'm sorry.

Sloan

E, what the fuck?!

Well, what's the point to this?

Sloan

The point to what?

This! First you want to be friends, then you don't want to be friends, now you want friendly cocktails. You don't know what you want and I don't want to fuck it up with a girl that I kinda like.

Sloan

I'm sorry about that, man.

Sorry.

Sloan

E! E! I am doing the best I can. I do miss you, but I just need time.

You've had plenty of time, all right? And in that time, I've found someone else. I don't want to mess it up while you're trying to figure out what you want.

Sloan

Is it that girl? The young one from the premiere?

She's 24. Yeah.

Sloan

So that's it?

Yeah, I guess it is. [drives away]

Why is it so selfish 'cause I'm tryin' to tell you i wanna be with you?

Sloan

[gets out of car and walks away] Because last time you convinced me it was forever, you took off with your buddies five minutes later!

I'm sorry, I was trying to get my business going!

Sloan

You took me for granted.

[blocks her] I know!

Sloan

Eric, why are you doing this to me?

Because I love you.

Sloan

I will not get lured back into this. I can't trust you! You love to have a girlfriend, but on your terms! You're never gonna be able to commit, not to anyone!

That is not true, I will commit to you right now!

Sloan

Eric, STOP!

I swear to God, I'm gonna marry you.

Sloan

[sarcastic] You'll marry me?

Yes, I'm gonna get into that car right now, drive to Vegas and commit to you for the rest of my life.

Sloan

Really? Have you even thought about this?

Yeah. I have, and this time I swear on my life, it'll be forever. [presents engagement ring]

Drama

No, Sloan, I swear on my life that Vince is going to Paris to get married, and it's really important to him and to us [looks at Turtle] that you and [touches Sloan's tummy] your little baby are present.

Sloan

I appreciate it.

Turtle

So you'll come?

Sloan

I have to ask you something and I need you to be honest.

Drama

Yeah, I swear on my life.

Sloan

Swear on your career?

Drama

Okay.

Sloan

Did E fuck Melinda?

Drama

No, no, I swear on my career, E did not fuck Melinda. [Turtle gestures No]

Sloan

What time does the plane leave?

Turtle

Eight pm.

Sloan

I'll think about it.