Scott Lavin quotes from Entourage

Scott Lavin

[To E] I'm gonna bring Murray down, with or without you.

We've been over this, Scott. You and I don't run Vince. I run Vince.

Lavin

You are unbelievable. Are you really worried that I'm gonna steal your client?

He's not just my client, he's my best friend since I'm five years old.

Lavin

Oh, so you're worried I'm gonna steal your best friend? I'm worried you're gonna steal my best friend. You can't compete with me there, Eric! I'm way more fun than you are. I'm single. You are old and an almost-married man. Let youth be served!

Will you listen to yourself? You're such an idiot. I'm trying to be polite, Scott, But it's getting harder and harder. Stay out of my way.

[reacting to Scott's quips about Kevin Love leaving his office] I don't give a shit! Are you fucking kidding me? Vince's has never done coke a day in his life suddenly you come around, he's hopping out of planes and showing him to important meetings out of his mind?

Scott Lavin

Wait a minute, that was not my fault.

Oh really, whose fucking fault was it, Scott? We've worked way too hard to bring Vince back from the dead, you're trying to fuck it up, stay away from him. [leaves office]

Bullshit.

Scott Lavin

No, it's not bullshit. I got most of the company with me, 'kay? I was going to tell you, in fact, I tried to tell you, but with your fiancee, your attention-

Scott, listen to me. That'll never happen.

Scott

It is happening, with or without you.

Drama

You're not gonna separate them, right?

Why would I?

Scott Lavin

[to officer] Don't mind him. He's seen too many episodes of Law and Order.

Drama

I've been on more episodes than I've seen 'em.