Johnny Drama quotes from Entourage

Turtle

Where the hell is Saigon!?

Drama

Maybe he got clipped in a drive-by.

Drama

Shit, look at that, another billboard! I'm everywhere!

Turtle

Spreading like the plague that you are, Drama.

Drama

Is that guy look familiar to you?

Huh?

Drama

That guy on the billboard, that's me.

Oh, congrats. I can't see that far without my glasses.

Drama

[mutters] Ever heard of LASIK?

Turtle

All right. What do you say we start with little miss fluffy-white-poodle over there?

Drama

That's not a poodle, turtle. That's a Lhasa Apso.

Turtle

Whatever. Check out the ass on the broad walking it.

Drama

I ain't your friend, tough guy! Yeah, that's right I know who you are, you WWF wannabe. So you get to move your car, or do I get to move it for you?

[sees father go down to face Drama] Daddy...

[looks back at her and glares at Drama] You're lucky my daughter's in the car. I'd kick every tooth in your head out.

Drama

I'd rip off your foot while you tried.

Turtle

[intervenes] Whoa, slow down, please don't okay? Sorry about my friend, he didn't take his meds today.

[notices others just getting in their vehicles] Hey guys! The house - get over here. Say goodbye.

Goodbye, house.

Yo, Vin.

Hey! [clasps hands]

This is delicate.

What's that?

You know your boy you came in with? [referring to Beverly Hills mayor]

Yeah, what about him?

He's about to suck face with a tranny.

What? Come on!

Drama

That's no tranny, that's Annika!

Annika's got a bigger stuff than you do, Drama.

Drama

[Laughs] That's amazing. I didn't know that episode aired, we got cancelled in the middle of shooting it.

Well, it aired here. I've seen that scene a hundred times.

Drama

A hundred? Come on.

I'm not exaggerate! My whole family, especially my father, loved Viking Quest. At 9pm every Thursday, we'd be like, [speaks French dialogue]

Drama

Really?

Oui! He put on my brother in the uniform that you wore on the show for his birthday. He's so funny, though his muscles are not as big as yours.

Drama

That's amazing.

Amazing is meeting you. Here.

Drama

Yeah.

So shall we go back to your hotel?

Turtle

[sees Drama dump a large fish on the hood of Ertz' Mercedes after smashing its windshield] What are you, the Godfather?

Drama

I'm sending a message.

Turtle

Saying what?

Drama

Aquaman is back! [scrambles out of the area]

I know things are bad, Marvin.

Bad was last year. Things are fucking disastrous now. You're like Katrina with a black card.

I've been broke before.

You're not broke- you're bankrupt. You've got to file chapter 11.

I'm not filing chapter 11.

You've got to wipe the slate clean and start all over again - and this time on a budget and without dependents.

Drama

Should I just get an appetizer?

You should go on a hunger strike. Vince, this is no time to be proud.

Marvin, my father filed bankruptcy, Left my mother with nothing-- not even child support. So call it pride, whatever you want, I'm not going to do it.

Drama

You're a better man than me, bro. I filed three times. Maybe that's why I'm alone.

Maybe it's because you're fucking ugly.

Come on, why don't you talk to her, John? Right there, talk to her.

Johnny Drama

Hey, baby. I just want to say I'm sorry I was a little overprotective. And I miss you. I miss hearing your voice. I miss hearing you laugh.

Shauna

This is horrifying.

Turtle

Don't fucking cry.

Drama

I love you, baby. I miss you being the last thing I say good night to. I just want to say I love you, baby. Tweet.

Tweet? What is tweet?

Drama

It's just something we say. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Turtle

Where's Arnold?

Drama

He's right there. I've been watching him.

Turtle

That's a rock! Are you kidding me?

Drama

[after closing the door on the trailer where an extra stands waiting in bikini] Who's that?

Turtle

It's an extra. You're her favorite character.

Drama

What am I supposed to do with her?

Turtle

Fuck her! What do you think?

Drama

You think I need you to pick up extras for me to bang?

Turtle

Well, I did have to charm about 20 of them before I found one that would say yes.

Drama

Do you know how stupid this is?

Turtle

I thought it'd make you happy?

Drama

No, it doesn't make me happy. I can't have an extra in my trailer. I got sexual harassment lawsuits coming out my ass as it is.

Turtle

I never heard about those.

Drama

I don't tell you everything.

This is not TV, Vince.

Oh no, what is it?

It's TV with Frank Darabont!

Know what Josh, sandbagging us like that was a real dick move.

I thought it would be more impactful if you heard it straight from Frank.

Drama

What the hell's so wrong with going TV?

Turtle

Nothing for David Hasselhoff or for you [to Weinstein], but for Vince, doing TV is ridiculous.

Drama

Yeah, but for you, doing Jamie-Lynn Sigler isn't. [gang stops to finally face Weinstein]

Turtle

Oh, here we go.

You did Jamie-Lynn Sigler?

Drama

Yeah, you believe it?

Not really.

Drama

Nobody does.

Yeah, it's been a pleasure as always, Josh.

Wait a minute. Just hold on a second, at least read the script. It's Frank Darabont, he's a genius. Vince, there's lots and lots of money in TV.

I don't want to get stuck playing the same character for the next five years. I want to do movies.

Turtle

He's still a movie star, you know.

Lots of movie stars do TV. George Clooney did ER, for Chrissake.

That was before he was George Clooney. No one goes back, 'cause you don't get back to movies.

Turtle

You didn't see Leo in the Growing Pains reunion.

Well, maybe it's time for you to think about that part of your life being over. Maybe you're not gonna be a movie star anymore. [pause] Look guys, I'm sorry. I'm just telling you what nobody else in this town has the balls to.

[gets in Weinstein's face] Why don't you walk away, Josh? Walk away.

Drama

Took the opportunity to inflict a little damage.

Turtle

What kind of damage?

Drama

The "number two" kind!

Turtle

You took a shit in his trailer?

Drama

...let's just say revenge is best served "a la commode."

Drama

Hey Ronnie, you tell Phil that if this place is henceforth known as Johnny Drama's, I'm in.

Yeah?

Drama

Yeah. [stands and addresses crowd] Hey everyone, I got an announcement to make. The drinks are on me...[crowd cheers] or should I say, the drinks are on...the house! [crowd cheers louder and Drama high-fives Ronnie]