Señor Siniestro quotes from El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera

Frida

Manny, you can't force people to change. But you're not doing it to me, so who cares, right? All right, let's get going.

Going?

Frida

Yeah, me and the Atomic Sombreros are doing a lunch concert, remember?

This band thing is going nowhere, Frida. You need to give it up and learn something practical, like how to tap dance!

Frida

[gasps in shock] Give up my band?! Wait, now you are doing it to me!

[shaking irately] I said… LEARN TO TAP DANCE! [smiles and leaves]

Somebody should really do something about that guy, huh?

Frida

Yeah. Somebody should. [later in a closet, she assembles all the students for a meeting] People, I want Help-zilla out, and the old Manny back. And Sergio here has an idea how we can do it.

[stepping in] I believe I know someone who can help. Someone who can… show El Tigre the error of his ways.

Frida

Like a counselor, right?

[laughs] Yes. A counselor. [starts laughing maniacally] Uh, I, uh, I just remembered a joke.

[examining his statue] Man, I look good.

You look like a BULLY!

[turns around, seeing Frida and all the other students angrily facing him] Frida? What is this?

Frida

[sternly] Manny, there's someone I want you to talk to. Where's Sergio's friend?

[drops down in front] Here!

Frida

Ooh, this may have been a mistake.

It's over, pardner! No more bullying these fine-a folks!

Bullying them? I was helping them. Right, guys? [the other students tear down his statue] I thought I was doing good.

What do we got here, pardners?

El Oso

It's El Tigre and Puma Loco, man. Do you have any eyes or something?

Oso! Dr. Chipotle Sr. suggests you get rid of this hideous creature!

El Oso

Creature? He my twin brother, El Ossito! We exactly alike, man!

Let's get to what we came for.

Yes! It's time… To sign up for the Supervillain Grand Prix!

Voltura

Puma Loco, this illegal street race is for villains only!

Aren't you saying I am NO VILLAIN, VOLTURA?!

Lady Gobbler

Not you, the boy! He more like a hero than a villain, lately.

Me? Ha! Would a hero do this? [gives Dr. Chipotle Sr a wet willy]

A wet willy?!

Dr. Chipotle Sr. still feels that El Tigre should be DISQUALIFIED!

But I gotta be in the race! Me and Grandpapi always do it together.

El Tigre wins! Uh, go figure. And to ensure that no one leaves, all losers will be shackled!

El Mal Verde

Nobody shackles Mal Verde!

[glares at him and blasts him with her mystic guitar and he gets shackled with the other losers] Anyone else got a comment?

El Oso

No.

Seems clear.

General Chapuza

We love you.

What's a comment?

Good. You will all be freed once we have a winner. Now, prepare for your events!