White Pantera quotes from El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera

Manny

Sancho Panza! Free toilet paper! [laughs deviously; later… uses all the toilet paper to cover City Hall] Ah, it's a thing of beauty.

NO! It is a thing of ugly! Clean… now!

I don't know what you are, but hero is definitely not the word for it! Now please leave before you… CAUSE A SCENE!

The Hero-Meter is never wrong.

You should have spent less time grooming yourself and more time grooming your successor.

Uh, well, who cares what those stupid heroes think?

I... don't care at all. And if they won't let you in, I'm not going.

No, Dad, you should go get your award. Don't miss it because of me.

I couldn't possibly.

I want you to. Someone has to show those laughing hyenas that Rivera men don't back down. Right?

Manny

Oh, I hate this. There's gotta be some way I can make it up to him.

Breaking News: We interrupt the Celebration of Heroes to take you to the Celebration of Heroes. Sartana of the Dead is attacking the convention center.

[along with the other heroes, all facing her] Forget it, Sartana. You'll never get in!

I don't have to. Because you'll never get out! [cackles and strums her mystic guitar, creating an unbreakable force field around the convention center and trapping all the heroes]

Grandpapi

They all stuck in there? Is time for the list! [takes out his list of robberies] "Places I hasn't robbed yet. Numero #1, the place that only sells light bulbs." Have fun, children!

Frida

Superheroes, cops, fire fighters. Every hero in the city is out of commission!

Manny

No. There's still... [spins his belt and changes into…] El Tigre!

Frida

Uh, I hate to puke in your piñata, but didn't that Hero-meter thing-y say you're not a hero?

Time to prove it wrong.

Manny, what you did was amazing! Not the way I would have done it, but still amazing. You have proven yourself a true hero. [tears up, happily] My hero.

[impressed] That was great, kid. We never doubted you for a second. [winks]

Like I said, that Hero-Meter is never right.

[voice-over] I would do anything for my family! Any…[grunts]. Any…[grunts]. Any…[grunts].

[remorsefully as he knows the truth] Dad didn't run away 'cause he was scared to fight. He ran away 'cause he was scared of leaving me and Mom alone! Papa! [sticks out of Mal Verde's mouth, calling out to his father] I'm sorry! I know you're no coward. You can beat him! I believe in you, Dad!

Dad, I'm sorry I doubted you. You're no coward. You ran away for us.

I had to make sure I was around to raise a heroic son like you, no?

Maria

And you did a good job.

You're super macho, Dad.

Thank you, mijo. But we beat that bandito together.

By the way, the samurai is bringing his son, who will be staying with us for a while, in your room. [gestures to Manny]

[shocked and offended] What?! I have to share my room?!

[laughs] Of course not. You'll be bunking with Señor Chapi.

The little donkey boy is trying to stop the giant robot? [Manny and Frida both nod yes] Then he's our only hope. Go, little donkey boy. GO!

Davi, you can maybe do it!

Frida

All right, Davi! Hit… anything!

[to Manny and Frida] Muchas gracias. I never could have done it, if you guys hadn't made me train by doing all those chores for you.

You made him do what?!

[shrugging] Guh.

[angrily] Pantera! Hand over your superhero license! [holds out his hand]

[disgraced] I have been slow. I have been clumsy. I have been incompetent. I... [rips out his license in tears] I DON'T DESERVE THIS LICENSE! [places the license in Municipal President Rodriguez's hand and he rips it up]

Flock of Fury, prepare to be plucked!

Lady Gobbler

TIME FOR THE FIGHTINGS! The way you treat me all those years ago was UNFORGIVABLE! [throws an egg bomb at Puma Loco]

[slices the bomb in half, exploding it] Sorry. [fires his missiles at Lady Gobbler]

Lady Gobbler

Oh, Puma. If you live through the fight, you call me, okay?

Voltura

"Prepare to be plucked." Pathetic. No wonder I broke up with you.

Uh, I broke up with you.

Voltura

AS IF I COULD FORGET!

Manny, my son. Are you ok?

Eh, I think I bit my tongue.

[gasps] NO!!!! [points to the Titan; fiercely] You have done this thing! Your mind is still twisted by jealousy and evil!

I just wanted things to be like the old days, Rodolfo. Please, don't make me do this.

Do what?

THIS! SQUIDS, ATTACK! DESTROY THE RIVERAS!!!

Now, to stop the Titan!

Mira! [points to the Titanium Titan riding on a giant squid]

[laughing evilly] I'll be back! I'll be back! [a whale emerges from the ocean and eats him] It may take a while.

What am I going to do with that boy?

Say hello to my little friends.

Sartana of the Dead? Attacking on the Day of the Dead?! Actually, that makes sense.