El Mal Verde quotes from El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera

[panting while climbing up to the mountain's peak] Why'd they have to put the mountain's peak all the way at the top? [makes it to the top and enters the cave] I'll show this guy with the Riveras are really made of!

El Mal Verde

[off-screen] I hope it's chocolate. [zoom out to reveal Manny standing on top of his eyes] Hi. [Manny screams and dashes out of the mountain's peak and runs down; sniffs] You have the stench of the only hero who ever got away from me. What was his name? White Panties? I didn't get to him, but you'll do fine.

Anyone who is here can compete. [strums her mystic guitar, closing the entrances] Because no one leaves the volcano until the tournament is over. NO ONE!!!

El Mal Verde

You will hold us prisoner?

El Oso

I didn't pack a lunch.

No! I have to return these DVDs by 10:00 or I get charged for another day!

The competition begins NOW! The last one left (standing) in the circle will continue on in the tournament.

El Tigre wins! Uh, go figure. And to ensure that no one leaves, all losers will be shackled!

El Mal Verde

Nobody shackles Mal Verde!

[glares at him and blasts him with her mystic guitar and he gets shackled with the other losers] Anyone else got a comment?

El Oso

No.

Seems clear.

General Chapuza

We love you.

What's a comment?

Good. You will all be freed once we have a winner. Now, prepare for your events!