General Chapuza quotes from El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera

[chanting] Matadors! Matadors! Matadors! [they get beaten up by another team off-screen and return, all battered and bruised; chanting weakly] Matadors, Matadors, Matadors.

Rodolfo

Referee! That team is not of middle school age!

Manny

Dad, how can we win the championship for Miracle City if we're the only team in the league that doesn't cheat?

Rodolfo

[kneels down] Now, Manny, wouldn't you rather lose with honor than win with dishonor?

Manny

Oh, well... What was the question again?

Grandpapi

[sighs] What has become of my Matadors? When I played, we beat every team in the league.

General Chapuza

[laughs] Not every team.

Grandpapi

Aye! [darkly] General Chapuza, you old nemesis, you.

General Chapuza

Your Miracle City Matadors have never beaten my Calavera Zombies. And this year will be no different. Especially with me coaching a team led by my grandson, Che.

Grandfather, when may I torment and destroy the Matadors?

General Chapuza

[patting his grandson's head] Soon, my grandson, soon. [he and his grandson leave, both laughing evilly]

Grandpapi

This year, the Matadors will defeat the zombies! THIS I SWEAR!

El Tigre wins! Uh, go figure. And to ensure that no one leaves, all losers will be shackled!

El Mal Verde

Nobody shackles Mal Verde!

[glares at him and blasts him with her mystic guitar and he gets shackled with the other losers] Anyone else got a comment?

El Oso

No.

Seems clear.

General Chapuza

We love you.

What's a comment?

Good. You will all be freed once we have a winner. Now, prepare for your events!

General Chapuza

So, zombies cannot dance, eh? [all the zombies complain offensively] Now, El Tigre… We will show you the error of your ways.

[amazed] Woo-hoo! Man, I was totally wrong about you guys! That was awesome!