Dr. Chipotle Sr quotes from El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera

Dr. Chipotle Sr. is going to be sick. [Frida stuffs a churro in his mouth to shut him up, causing him to have an allergic reaction]

Maria

[drops the "One Week Without Evil" cake on the ground when she sees the fighting] What's going on?

Why don't you tell her, Dr. Betrayal?

Uh… We were just, um… We were…

El Oso

We were about to pull off the heist of the century, man. The Miracle City Mint.

Maria

But, you said you wanted to change.

We lied. Dr. Chipotle Sr. advises you to DEAL with it.

Maria

[incredibly infuriated] DEAL WITH IT?! YOU SORRY, STINKING HALF-TIN MAN! YOU AIN'T GONNA ROB THE MINT ON MY WATCH!

What do we got here, pardners?

El Oso

It's El Tigre and Puma Loco, man. Do you have any eyes or something?

Oso! Dr. Chipotle Sr. suggests you get rid of this hideous creature!

El Oso

Creature? He my twin brother, El Ossito! We exactly alike, man!

Let's get to what we came for.

Yes! It's time… To sign up for the Supervillain Grand Prix!

Voltura

Puma Loco, this illegal street race is for villains only!

Aren't you saying I am NO VILLAIN, VOLTURA?!

Lady Gobbler

Not you, the boy! He more like a hero than a villain, lately.

Me? Ha! Would a hero do this? [gives Dr. Chipotle Sr a wet willy]

A wet willy?!

Dr. Chipotle Sr. still feels that El Tigre should be DISQUALIFIED!

But I gotta be in the race! Me and Grandpapi always do it together.

Frida

[noticing Manny looking really upset] Dude, why so mopey? You're acting like they just outlawed churros. [gasps] They didn't, did they?

Manny

[ashamed] (No.) My dad is super mad at me. I totally been messing up with him lately.

Frida

Do tell. [grabs and pulls him by the collar; shouting in demand] I SAID TELL!

Manny

Okay, okay! Like, yesterday, me and Dad were doing a little crime-fighting.

You do not have a chance. Dr Chipotle Sr's son is sneaking up behind you.

That's where you're wrong. Because my son has taken care of him. Right, Manny? Manny?

[playing a video game] I'm on it, Dad! High Score!

[annoyed] Ah, I see. [gets blasted by Dr. Chipotle Jr.]

Manny

And later, me and Dad caught El Oso robbing a factory… An underpants factory.

[kicks the doors open] El Oso, drop those drawers! [Manny bursts out in a fit of hysterical laughter; confused] What? What's so funny? [El Oso rises behind him and uses a pair of pink thongs, giving him an atomic wedgie; screams in pain]

Manny

You try to keep a straight face in a room full of pink thongs.

Frida

Dude, preaching to the choir.

Manny

How am I gonna make it up to him?

Frida

You could clean your room. [Manny annoyingly looks at her] Sorry, talking crazy.

[gesturing to El Tigre and his grandson] Do I blast the furry one or the one that looks like me?

[points to El Tigre] The furry one!