Puma Loco quotes from El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera

What do we got here, pardners?

El Oso

It's El Tigre and Puma Loco, man. Do you have any eyes or something?

Oso! Dr. Chipotle Sr. suggests you get rid of this hideous creature!

El Oso

Creature? He my twin brother, El Ossito! We exactly alike, man!

Let's get to what we came for.

Yes! It's time… To sign up for the Supervillain Grand Prix!

Voltura

Puma Loco, this illegal street race is for villains only!

Aren't you saying I am NO VILLAIN, VOLTURA?!

Lady Gobbler

Not you, the boy! He more like a hero than a villain, lately.

Me? Ha! Would a hero do this? [gives Dr. Chipotle Sr a wet willy]

A wet willy?!

Dr. Chipotle Sr. still feels that El Tigre should be DISQUALIFIED!

But I gotta be in the race! Me and Grandpapi always do it together.

Flock of Fury, prepare to be plucked!

Lady Gobbler

TIME FOR THE FIGHTINGS! The way you treat me all those years ago was UNFORGIVABLE! [throws an egg bomb at Puma Loco]

[slices the bomb in half, exploding it] Sorry. [fires his missiles at Lady Gobbler]

Lady Gobbler

Oh, Puma. If you live through the fight, you call me, okay?

Voltura

"Prepare to be plucked." Pathetic. No wonder I broke up with you.

Uh, I broke up with you.

Voltura

AS IF I COULD FORGET!

Mighty El Tigre, we need your help. Can you get us to Miracle City?

Why should I? [looks up above at the Land of the Living, seeing Rodolfo and Grandpapi in trouble]

Ai-yee! That was my favorite kidney!

Do it for them… White Pantera and Puma Loco. Good or bad, they always respected your memory.

Your time is up, Riveras! Any last words?

Two. Breath… mint.

We've got one chance. We must use our ultimate weapon… the Rivera Super Macho Blitz!

But, Manny, no one has ever survived the blitz!

I know I didn't.

I gotta take a chance. If I don't, Sartana will destroy Miracle City! The Rivera bloodline will end! Rivera men, assemble! [the Rivera men all assemble; to Original El Tigre] You with me?

We are Riveras. Good or evil, we will go down fighting…

[victoriously] Together!

You can do it, El Tigre! I believe in you! You are a RIVERA!

Ancient Tiger Spirit, I SUMMON YOU! [turns into a tiger spirit]

[surprised; to Rodolfo] Where'd he learn that?

What are you so mad about?! You're the one who started all this!

I start it?! You the one don't want to do evil no more.

So, you replaced me with some geeky wannabe supervillain kid?!

Bah, I just using him. That goofy ball never going to be a real villain.

My successor will be…one of you! Tomorrow, I will hold a tournament beneath the Miracle City volcano. The winner will receive my mystic guitar! My skeleton bandito army. And a three-month subscription to "Villains Quarterly!"

Yes, yes, yes, magnifico! [laughs while hyperventilating] What? Is good magazine.

Get some rest, my comrades in evil. You will need it.

I warned you to stay out of my way… And you're like one foot off the ground.

Yes, well, you're still very mean.

[claps slowly] See? He has chosen power over family. I told you he was a true villain.

[confused] Django? What?

He is indeed worthy. El Tigre, join us. With you and Django by my side, we will rule the world!

Huh? You said you were retiring!

Yes, but I… FIBBED! [cackles wickedly]

A fib?!

El Oso

It can't be!

Never trust a villain.

Your plan worked perfectly, Django.

Your plan?

Yes. I devised this tournament as a way to get all of grandmother's evil competition in one place and DESTROY THEM!

Frida

That is one complicated evil plan.

He truly is an artist.

El Oso

I would applaud if he weren't destroying me.

Wait, so that's real lava?

[chuckles nervously as Sartana stands in front of him] Hey there. Sorry about Django, huh?

Don't worry. He's a fast healer. [strums her mystic guitar, resurrecting her grandson]

[emerging from the lava with lava hands; savagely] El Tigre, you will PAY!

Get ready for play catch, lava bone boy!

No, this is my fight.

But Manny...

Papi, Manny was right. He's not a child anymore. We must let him fight his own battles.

Dropped in the belly of the beast.

There's only one way to escape this monster and destroy Sartana. Our ultimate weapon: the Caliente Catapult of Carnage!

No…it's too dangerous!

I won't risk…my only son!

Dad… I know I messed up. I sent Señor Chapi to bird heaven, and I wrecked the house… twice. But please, let me show you I can be a hero. I will make you proud.

[getting the silver scorpion out of the display case] You don't look so cursed to me.

Manny

[catches him; heartbroken] Grandpapi? You… You lied to me? You didn't come to school to help me. You were after the scorpion all along.

Manny, no, I can explain!

Vice Principal Chakal

[also catching him] Ah-ha! I knew it! Enjoy the antarctic swamp, Rivera!

Very good.

Well rockin'!

Now that was family fun!

Yes, mijo.

Frida

[lands in Manny's hands] Kiss me, you fool! [kisses him in the lips]

Familia forever!