SSSeñor Siniestro/Sergio
What do we got here, pardners?
It's El Tigre and Puma Loco, man. Do you have any eyes or something?
Oso! Dr. Chipotle Sr. suggests you get rid of this hideous creature!
Creature? He my twin brother, El Ossito! We exactly alike, man!
ETEl Tigre/Manny
Let's get to what we came for.
PLPuma Loco/Grandpapi
Yes! It's time… To sign up for the Supervillain Grand Prix!
VolturaPuma Loco, this illegal street race is for villains only!
PLPuma Loco/Grandpapi
Aren't you saying I am NO VILLAIN, VOLTURA?!
Not you, the boy! He more like a hero than a villain, lately.
ETEl Tigre/Manny
Me? Ha! Would a hero do this? [gives Dr. Chipotle Sr a wet willy]
SSSeñor Siniestro/Sergio
A wet willy?!
[The other villains all gasp]
Dr. Chipotle Sr. still feels that El Tigre should be DISQUALIFIED!
ETEl Tigre/Manny
But I gotta be in the race! Me and Grandpapi always do it together.
WPWhite Pantera/Rodolfo
Flock of Fury, prepare to be plucked!
TIME FOR THE FIGHTINGS! The way you treat me all those years ago was UNFORGIVABLE! [throws an egg bomb at Puma Loco]
PLPuma Loco/Grandpapi
[slices the bomb in half, exploding it] Sorry. [fires his missiles at Lady Gobbler]
Oh, Puma. If you live through the fight, you call me, okay?
Voltura
"Prepare to be plucked." Pathetic. No wonder I broke up with you.
WPWhite Pantera/Rodolfo
Uh, I broke up with you.
Voltura
AS IF I COULD FORGET!
[Manny arrives at the Flock of Fury's headquarters after Black Cuervo asks him to come over for dinner]
Voltura
[answers the door] Make yourself at home, El Tigre.
Yes, it's so nice to have you here.
Wow. They totally hate you. Don't eat anything.
So, you come here to spy on us?
ETEl Tigre/Manny
No, ma'am. I'm just here to talk about evil. So, uh… committing any good crimes soon?
Voltura
[to her daughter] $10 says he breaks your heart before dessert.
ETEl Tigre/Manny
I would never do a thing like that. Speaking of things, let's trade crime plans.
You're just jealous because a Rivera actually likes me!
Voltura
You are dating the enemy. Use your head.
Voltura
Well... Maybe you're just not cut out to be a supervillain.
[Zoe gets a call from Voltura and Lady Gobbler through her wrist communicator while she hides]
Voltura
Zoe, are you clear to talk?
You can never be too careful. If your secret identity is discovered, the entire family will be ruined upon!
Then maybe these wrist communicators shouldn't beep like a truck backing up.
Voltura
Meet us downtown. We're stealing a shipment of real Russian chickens.
Okay. I'm on my way. [sees Manny and Frida and hits her head]
[annoyingly suspicious] Are you talking to your wrist?
No… yes. Uh, I have to go, uh, somewhere, for… a reason. [zips away]
Why? There's nothing wrong with talking to your wrist.
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