Scenes with Lady Gobbler 7
SSSeñor Siniestro/Sergio
What do we got here, pardners?
It's El Tigre and Puma Loco, man. Do you have any eyes or something?
Oso! Dr. Chipotle Sr. suggests you get rid of this hideous creature!
Creature? He my twin brother, El Ossito! We exactly alike, man!
ETEl Tigre/Manny
Let's get to what we came for.
PLPuma Loco/Grandpapi
Yes! It's time… To sign up for the Supervillain Grand Prix!
Puma Loco, this illegal street race is for villains only!
PLPuma Loco/Grandpapi
Aren't you saying I am NO VILLAIN, VOLTURA?!
Lady GobblerNot you, the boy! He more like a hero than a villain, lately.
ETEl Tigre/Manny
Me? Ha! Would a hero do this? [gives Dr. Chipotle Sr a wet willy]
SSSeñor Siniestro/Sergio
A wet willy?!
[The other villains all gasp]
Dr. Chipotle Sr. still feels that El Tigre should be DISQUALIFIED!
ETEl Tigre/Manny
But I gotta be in the race! Me and Grandpapi always do it together.
Lady Gobbler
I here to play the darts!
ETEl Tigre/Manny
Yeah? What kind of loot you got?
Lady Gobbler
[takes her glass eye off her face and sets it down on the table] This! I bet my glass eye against… your El Tigre belt.
ETEl Tigre/Manny
My belt? Psh. For that? [starts to walk away] Forget it.
Lady Gobbler
You Riveras are chicken!
[takes off his El Tigre belt and sets it down on the table in fury, having to have heard that] My belt against your eye! One dart!
But, Manny, you stink without your Tigre powers.
Family honor will guide my aim. [throws the dart at a photo of Dr. Psyclopsis, missing the target; shaking his fist] CURSE YOU, FAMILY HONOR!
Lady Gobbler
With hidden camera in glass eye, we know where is Pantera all the time. Now we make REVENGE!
He is such a twit. No wonder I broke up with him back when we were teenagers.
Lady Gobbler
Um…he break up with you?
WPWhite Pantera/Rodolfo
Flock of Fury, prepare to be plucked!
Lady Gobbler
TIME FOR THE FIGHTINGS! The way you treat me all those years ago was UNFORGIVABLE! [throws an egg bomb at Puma Loco]
PLPuma Loco/Grandpapi
[slices the bomb in half, exploding it] Sorry. [fires his missiles at Lady Gobbler]
Lady Gobbler
Oh, Puma. If you live through the fight, you call me, okay?
"Prepare to be plucked." Pathetic. No wonder I broke up with you.
WPWhite Pantera/Rodolfo
Uh, I broke up with you.
[Manny arrives at the Flock of Fury's headquarters after Black Cuervo asks him to come over for dinner]
[answers the door] Make yourself at home, El Tigre.
Lady Gobbler
Yes, it's so nice to have you here.
Wow. They totally hate you. Don't eat anything.
Lady Gobbler
So, you come here to spy on us?
ETEl Tigre/Manny
No, ma'am. I'm just here to talk about evil. So, uh… committing any good crimes soon?
[to her daughter] $10 says he breaks your heart before dessert.
ETEl Tigre/Manny
I would never do a thing like that. Speaking of things, let's trade crime plans.
You're just jealous because a Rivera actually likes me!
You are dating the enemy. Use your head.
Well... Maybe you're just not cut out to be a supervillain.
You did very well back there, young lady. Very well!
Lady Gobbler
Sí, and you must be finished with your little crush now, heh?
Of course. I am over El Tigre. Mostly.
[Zoe gets a call from Voltura and Lady Gobbler through her wrist communicator while she hides]
Zoe, are you clear to talk?
Lady Gobbler
You can never be too careful. If your secret identity is discovered, the entire family will be ruined upon!
Then maybe these wrist communicators shouldn't beep like a truck backing up.
Meet us downtown. We're stealing a shipment of real Russian chickens.
Okay. I'm on my way. [sees Manny and Frida and hits her head]
[annoyingly suspicious] Are you talking to your wrist?
No… yes. Uh, I have to go, uh, somewhere, for… a reason. [zips away]
Why? There's nothing wrong with talking to your wrist.
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