Ed Season 4 quotes

This Ed comes off like some sort of race car driver.

Phil

[to Eli, on Dalton Locke hanging up on him] You didn't even drop the F-Bomb!

Ed

[as he and Carol decide where to honeymoon] Gracias or Mahalo?

Molly

[about Ed's ex-wife] Yes! You. Talk to Liz. Unless you want to kick her ass. In which case I will be there to see it.

Carol

Nah. She is weak. I am mighty. Wouldn't be fair.

Mike

[being metaphorical trying to get Gunter to be comfortable about his supposed sexual preference] Two lilies together. Who am I to judge? Who is anybody?

[to Mike about his working while having the flu] I am not a veterinarian, Son. I do not have the wherewithal to treat all of these people when they come back in here with whatever strain of baboon flu you might have given them.?

Carol

[to warren, after she catches him in the shower with Stella] If you tell anyone that you saw me naked, I swear to God I will kill you.?

Warren

I feel like I should be able to call you Carol now.

Carol

[on Stella`s assertion that Warren is an adult] Oh, please! Stella, look at him. He's raising his hand.

[on the consequences of Warren`s tryst in Ed and Carol`s guest room] The wax melted and the wings came off? You flew too close to the sun, Icarus. Now you?re paying for it.

Warren

[about seeing Carol naked] Ed, you have to know it was completely unintentional. There was never any intention to lay a hand on your intended. I swear to God those weren't my intentions.

Ed

[regarding his and Carol`s desire to have a special, unique wedding] We want to be like the wedding equivalent of Cheers and right now it's more like Coupling.

Mike

What's wrong with Coupling? I like that show. It's provocative.

Carol

Can I bounce some of my wedding ideas off you?

Molly

Bounce away, Sister!

Shirley

[explaining to Phil why the term `fo shizzle` is no longer hip] Ever since Fran Dresher used it in an Old Navy commercial, African-American 'izzle'-speech has been on a rapid decline."

Ed

[his wedding toast] I've always believed that life is divided into two parts: what is and what should be. And that, with a lot of effort, some hard work, and maybe a little luck, there are moments in your life when the two parts touch. When what is and what should be are the same. I guess I can't help but think that standing here next to Carol, next to my wife, and in front of all of you friends and family, all of us here inside this crazy, beautiful, dumpy old bowling alley which I love, I can't help but think that this is one of those times. And I thank you.