Ed Season 2 quotes

Phil

Where there's chaos, there's opportunity, baby!

Ed

I'm in hell.

Phil

[showing the truckers his edible air fresheners] Now that's a 10-4 if I ever tasted one, good buddy.

Phil

Truckers don't live on gas, grass, and ass alone.

Molly

[to Jim] Get out of this school now or my hand to god, I will kick your ass in front of the A/V squad.

Lloyd Stevens

A guy doesn't want to be a 10. A guy wants to be a solid 7. Anything above that starts to ask more questions than it answers.

Mike

[on Nancy's internet chatting addiction] Pass me the yellow pages, would you, hon? I want to start looking for one of those cult deprogrammers.

Warren

[on dating Diane] It would never work. Diane is a cynic. Warren Cheswick is a dreamer.

Warren Cheswick is a jack ass.

Lloyd Stevens

[to Ed] Will you relax? You've got the constitution of a titmouse.

Warren

[on why he didn't attend a party] I decided to go down to the Home Depot and buy a whole crapload of lumber. I like to build big things.

Mike

[to Ed] My God, it is so embarrassing when you try to act like an actual guy.

Phil

[to Ed] When did you stop being 'my man' and start being 'The Man'?

Molly

[to Carol] When it comes to human interest stories, you can never go wrong with abnormally large produce.

Phil

[to AFL-CIO reps] Don't let me rot to death in this sweatshop!

Nancy

[on Mike] We all do stupid little things we're not proud of.

Warren

[to Rabbi] Playing hard to get, nice...very svelte...