I'm not really here to confess. Just taking the booth for a test drive.
S2Power of the Person
MMark
[to Warren] Tell them you won't sign with anyone till they get you in a room with God himself.
[to Carol] Let me cut to the chase: your boyfriend's an ass. Fry?
RIReverend Isaac
[to Warren] Last time I mentioned this girl, your face popped out like a blowfish.
You have no way of knowing this, but I am usually very, very cool.
S2Memory Lane
[to Ed] You hear that whistle? It's the Carol train leaving the station.
[on seasoned curly fries] They're too complicated. It's like my tongue is taking an exam.
Ed, I'm going to get us a couple of extremely cold beers and you and I are going out on the back porch for a good old fashioned father-son talk.
[to Diane] Tonight your every foot fall should be cushioned by rose petals. And if I run out of rose petals, I have Styrofoam peanuts.
No matter what changes, the past is always part of me.
The past is all well and good. I feel I need to start working on my future.
S2Last Chance
See you all tomorrow for our last class of the year, or as I like to call it, 'a complete and utter waste of time'.
I'm very fond of enormous pants, music that combines elements of heavy metal and rap, and most of all, skateboarding.
[to Gus the tailor] If you don't mind, I like my tailors to be called 'Antonio'.
[to Mike and Nancy] When I listen to the two of you sing that song, I feel like I'm--what's the best way to put this?--wanting to kill myself.
[on the ferris wheel] Who can say no to a large, mechanical wheel?
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