[to Ed] My God, it is so embarrassing when you try to act like an actual guy.
“Trust” · Season 2
In this episode: Phil Stubbs (2), Dr. Mike Burton (1), Molly Hudson (1), Nancy Burton (1)
[to Ed] When did you stop being 'my man' and start being 'The Man'?
[to Carol] When it comes to human interest stories, you can never go wrong with abnormally large produce.
[to AFL-CIO reps] Don't let me rot to death in this sweatshop!
[on Mike] We all do stupid little things we're not proud of.
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