Ed Season 2 quotes

Molly

After all, it's Friday and shouldn't we be thanking God for that?

Warren

[during his pep rally take-over] If you didn't come to party then take your shabby ass home, cuz Chezz-Cat is in the house!

Ed

Bear my children.

Carol

Would you settle for a Velamint?

Ed

Absolutely

[as he takes Molly to the home of defunct video games] This is where fun comes to die.

[on Mike`s assertion that his MD from Johns Hopkins is preparation enough for the practice] You aren't prepared to sell fish from the back of a truck, you slobbering moose!

Kenny

[trying to break the ice with Liz, Ed's ex] By the way, I would have cheated on him too.

Phil

[when Joe asks what he does] Don't try to pigeonhole me.

Warren

[on Abraham Lincoln`s wrestling career] He'd throw down his top hat and start kicking ass!

Warren

Don't tell anyone, but I'm currently developing the 5/8 Nelson.

Carol

[on Molly`s assertion that she is in love with Dennis] I'm not obsessed with him. I'm intrigued by the enigma.

Mike

[when Nancy warns her cookies are hot] I have the pain threshold of a camel.

[sampling Nancy`s cookie] This son of a bitch is a homerun.

Shirley

I could eat stew seven nights a week. I don't, but I could.

Mike

[on how to deal with the cookie moms] If things get rough, you could make them a cookie they can't refuse.

Warren Cheswick. Tell me when exactly you decided wearing turtlenecks was a good idea.