Ed quotes

Carol

No matter what changes, the past is always part of me.

Ed

The past is all well and good. I feel I need to start working on my future.

Molly

See you all tomorrow for our last class of the year, or as I like to call it, 'a complete and utter waste of time'.

Warren

I'm very fond of enormous pants, music that combines elements of heavy metal and rap, and most of all, skateboarding.

Phil

[to Gus the tailor] If you don't mind, I like my tailors to be called 'Antonio'.

Molly

[to Mike and Nancy] When I listen to the two of you sing that song, I feel like I'm--what's the best way to put this?--wanting to kill myself.

Carol

[on the ferris wheel] Who can say no to a large, mechanical wheel?

Ed

[to Mike, describing his moment with Carol] That was a movie kiss, a movie kiss my friend! I was Humphrey Bogart and Cary Grant rolled up into one.

Warren

[watching Kenny bowl towards 300] A chance to witness perfection. Last time I did that, I was doing shirtless sit ups in the mirror.

Kenny

[using his senile great-grandfather`s parting words] I'll see ya when I see ya unless I see ya when I see ya.

Phil

[as Ed departs with an irate Carol] My man Bosco's about to get a good ole fashioned ass chewin'.

[at the midnight duel for Carol] On the count of three, you and I are gonna start pounding the crap out of each other with these cricket bats.

Warren

[about Carol] She's so bootylicious as a middle aged woman, I tremble to think how she must've been when she was young.

Ed

[about Carol] I kissed her, right? Plant the ole seeds of doubt? She fought it all summer and now she can't fight no mo'.

I like being a loser because we can brood and feel things deeply and make fun of the winners.

Warren

[to Ed] Right up until you nailed that hot DA a couple years ago, I thought you were as gay as a French horn.