DDewey (DJ Daft Duck)
Say whaaat?
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
We gotta solve the mystery and find Scrooge so he can experience the true joy of a flawless birthday party.
And you know, not possibly die?
Yes, of course, and that, but if we succeed and have a good time doing it, Scrooge may have experienced the most amazing party of all time!
Shouldn't we call somebody?
But who can you call when everyone is a suspect? Come on, boys, the party game is afoot!
Oh, I hate this already.
DDewey (DJ Daft Duck)
Oh yeaaah!
You can't get that helmet off, can you?
DDewey (DJ Daft Duck)
Oh nooo!
BABlack Arts Beagle
Behold, my abyss box. May it rest in pieces. Someone opened it the moment before Scrooge disappeared!
Someone who hates Scrooge more than anyone.
EEveryone
Flintheart Glomgold!
Hey, my rich brother from another mother!
Wait. How did you know it was me?
It's always you.
And it always will be! [evil laugh]
So you took Scrooge!
Took Scrooge? No, I was trying to kill Scrooge! That's like, my whole thing.
FYI, you're terrible at your thing.
If he were ever gonna do it, he'd have to do it while Beakley's gone.
Ugh. I hate that woman!
Me too. She's the absolute worst.
You know who I miss?
GMGlomgold & Ma Beagle
Duckworth!
Aw, he threw the best parties.
Ooh, that man was an artist. He never would have let us in here.
Nemeses memories! [takes a selfie with Glomgold and Ma Beagle]
Stop bonding! This is a crime scene!
I should've listened to Uncle Scrooge when he said, [imitating Scrooge] "Spit on me spats, I hate parties." But I just had to do it.
[whispering] And right now you have to stop talking.
I was trying to throw the best party, but wound up with the worst party! Or… was it the best party for someone who hates parties? That's it! I know where Scrooge is!
Stop yelling!
Don't kill me! I barely lived! #YOLO #FOMO #Aaaah!
The person with the best reason for getting Scrooge out of the party was Scrooge himself!
DSDuckworth's Ghost
Mrs. Beakley. How nice of you to return after abandoning your post. Thankfully, I was here to pick up your slack. Tell me, do you typically keep the house this shabby?
I preferred it when you were dead.
[holding an armful of treasure] Ha! Remember the old saying, kids. "Beans, beans, the magical fruit, just plant your beans, then grab some loot."
Man, I've been saying that rhyme all wrong.
[sulking as he practices for an interview] So, Roxanne. I suppose my greatest weakness is that I care too much.
Fascinating. Well, Mr. McDuck, I can assure you that you will not come off "likable" doing any of that. Unfold those arms, drop the frown, "When dealing with the press, S.O.S." Be sincere, open, and smile.
Some find my scowl very appealing.
[as the three boys overlook Scrooge's money] Up next to the diving board is Dewey Duck, representing the proud country of Dew-donia. When asked if he was concerned about the possibility of injuring himself on the cold hard cash below, he simply replied, "Nurp!"
Ha ha! I would never have thought to feed Scrooge's family to the Hunter Stone before it ushers about his destruction. Well done Lena!
Next time you give me an amulet that turns into a monster, I'd appreciate a little heads up.
Uh, that monster has a name. Show Tiffany some respect!
[as the money shark swims around them; reading from his guidebook] Did you know that sharks never run out of teeth? They have the most powerful jaws on the planet. On average, there are about 100 shark attacks a year.
Dude, now is not the time!
Facts comfort me when I'm nervous!
Now don't worry, this interview is just the two of us having a conversation. [Scrooge gives an assuring wink ar Beakley] I'm here with multi-millionaire menace Scrooge McDuck...
Eh?!
...who values profit over people's lives. I'll take your awkward smile as a confirmation that you enjoy feeling superior to everyone in the now-ravaged town of Duckburg.
No! I-
Now, Mr. McDuck, I can't quite place your accent. Tell me, what part of Ireland are you from?
[growls]
I have done far more good than harm for Duckburg! Ask anyone!
Will do. Joining us for comment via satellite from his office that was recently ravaged by Scrooge's blameworthy beanstalk, Flintheart Glomgold.
[appearing on a screen] CURSE YOU MCDUCK! Roxanne, good to see you.
And you.
You can't believe this team o'shanter-wearing terror!
[Glomgold and Roxanne gasp]
Oh, shameful.
We can't all afford top hats, you rich snob!
You're rich too, you malevolent mountebank!
You'd best believe it, Scroogey! I'm rolling in it!
Then what is your point?! I'm glad that beanstalk crushed your office!
Lena, I've found something. According to this, to stop an enchanted force, you must remove its power source, or beat it with a stronger magical totem. We can use our friendship bracelets! Friendship is the greatest magic of all!
That's... not how magic works.
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