Roxanne Featherly quotes from DuckTales (2017)

Roxanne Featherly

There you have it. Reclusive adventure capitalist Scrooge McDuck is back, with family in tow, solving mysteries, and rewriting history.

Roxanne

This just in, Scrooge McDuck has died of gold fever.

Roxanne Featherly

Now don't worry, this interview is just the two of us having a conversation. [Scrooge gives an assuring wink ar Beakley] I'm here with multi-millionaire menace Scrooge McDuck...

Scrooge

Eh?!

Roxanne

...who values profit over people's lives. I'll take your awkward smile as a confirmation that you enjoy feeling superior to everyone in the now-ravaged town of Duckburg.

Scrooge

No! I-

Roxanne

Now, Mr. McDuck, I can't quite place your accent. Tell me, what part of Ireland are you from?

Scrooge

[growls]

Scrooge

I have done far more good than harm for Duckburg! Ask anyone!

Roxanne

Will do. Joining us for comment via satellite from his office that was recently ravaged by Scrooge's blameworthy beanstalk, Flintheart Glomgold.

Glomgold

[appearing on a screen] CURSE YOU MCDUCK! Roxanne, good to see you.

Roxanne

And you.

Scrooge

You can't believe this team o'shanter-wearing terror!

Roxanne

Oh, shameful.

Glomgold

We can't all afford top hats, you rich snob!

Scrooge

You're rich too, you malevolent mountebank!

Glomgold

You'd best believe it, Scroogey! I'm rolling in it!

Scrooge

Then what is your point?! I'm glad that beanstalk crushed your office!

Roxanne Featherly

And so Duckburg is saved, thanks to Scrooge McDuck, and his family.

Della Duck

[gasp] Boys?