[as the money shark escapes the Money Bin]
Ah! Me money! ... And the safety of the fine citizens of Duckburg.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[as they attend a Glomgold event at the museum] So what are we doing here anyway?
As upstanding citizens of note, it's our responsibility to support Duckburg's cultural institutions. [approaches the buffet] And these cocktail weenies are on Glomgold's dollar.
Aren't you rich? Why do you need free food?
I didn't get rich by wasting money. I got rich by besting my enemies. Stock up, lads!
[as Scrooge gasps upon seeing Goldie]
What is it? A cursed villain?
A villainous curse?
A... um... Man, I hate going third.
Worse. It's my ex!
[as Scrooge and Goldie tango]
You're looking younger than the last time I saw you.
Found a fountain of youth in Wronguay. You?
Stuck in a timeless demon dimension.
Which one? Pandemonium or Demogorgona?
Demogorgona. Went to stop an uprising.
Get out! I caused that uprising! Nabbed the Eye of Demogorgon. Makes you impervious to burns. I must have just missed you.
Back during the Gold Rush, when I was prospecting for my fortune in the Klondike-
Gold Rush? Wait... [does math on his fingers] How old are you?
...
Fine. We team up. With our two halves of the map, we can finally find the Golden Lagoon.
And why should I trust you?
Because it's gold, because it's a treasure you never found, and because you're Scrooge McDuck.
SGScrooge & Goldie
You think you know me so well.
HDHuey, Dewey, & Louie
[entering the room] Date! Date! Date!
SGScrooge & Goldie
It's not a date!
[coming upon a mine shaft elevator]
Looks like it's only big enough for one. I'll go down first, and send it back up to you.
So you can get the jump on me?
Fine, you go down first.
Oh, so you can cut the rope?
You could have freed me, but even after all that you still abandoned me and left me for dead.
You were supposed to follow me! That was our whole thing.
I was frozen in a giant glacier!
You're Scrooge McDuck!
Wh-wh- That can't be your reason for everything!
Scroogey, it's the only reason that matters.
You loved gold more than you loved me.
And that's why you loved me.
Aw, Goldie. I was so busy looking for treasure, I ignored the one staring me in the face... and stabbing me in the back.
Wait, where are Huey and Louie?
Who?
Um, your brothers?
Uh, Webby, I don't have brothers. I'm an only child.
Don't be ridicu- [gasp] Oh no! We must be in some sort of dystopian alternate dimension!
Calm down, everything is fine.
Exactly what an evil Dewey-doppleganger would say! [tackles Dewey] Give it up, Dew-pelganger! Where is Dewey?!
[Huey and Louie walk rush in]
Webby, stop! That is Dewy!
He's just doing a Dewey thing!
Oh. [lets go of Dewey]
[to Huey and Louie] Thank you, good Samaritans. You restored my faith in the kindness of random strangers.
Not even one hour in, and your stupid "Only Child Day" has already almost gotten one of us killed.
Only-what-now?
It's a beautiful holiday!
That he made up.
Where for a whole day, we get to be sibling-free and do all the amazing things that an only child gets to do! Make our marks on the world!
Not have to answer to anyone!
Be horribly alone?
For once!
What do you mean I can't go? If I don't participate, I'll never get my commemorative Cookout Badge. That means a lopsided sash, Launchpad. A lopsided sash!
Sorry, but it's the Three-Man Cookout. I didn't get to be a Troop Leader by bending the rules. I got it by crashing the bus during a camping trip, and the other leaders quitting.
BBBouncer Beagle
Uh, Big Huey, sir? We kidnapped someone for you. [points to Big Time Beagle, who is tied in a tree]
You did what?!
BBBouncer Beagle
Well, he was gone kidnap you first.
N-No!
BBBouncer Beagle
A Junior Woodchuck looks out for his fellow Woodchucks, whatever the cost.
He's gonna get killed! He's your brother!
BBBouncer Beagle
We like you better, New Big Time. You'll love it back at the junkyard. You'll never be lonely again.
Wow, it's like he gets whatever he wants!
DMr. Drake
No one says no to Master Doofus. [leans uncomfortably close to Louie] No one.
DDDoofus Drake
Geememama!
So, you're his butler, huh? Uh, my butler's a ghost. Yup. Yeah, he's dead.
DMrs. Drake
We're dead inside.
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