I don't think you need a Gummeemama.
DMr. & Mrs. Drake
Gummee--
Knock it off. I think you need someone your own age to get close too. Happy Birthday, Doofus. I got you a new baby brother. [trashes the "Beaks" setting on B.O.Y.D. to active the "parents" setting] He's only a day old.
DMrs. Drake
Come here, son. [she and Mr. Drake happily hug B.O.Y.D.]
DDoofus
[throwing a tantrum] No! No! You will obey me! I'll cut off your money!
Don't worry, I'll transfer half of Gummeemama's money out of Doofus' account and into mine. After all, she was my Gummeemama too!
DDoofus
What?! No! She was my Gummeemama! Gummeemama. Mine. You sentimental toaster!
DMrs. Drake
[sharply] Don't you speak to your brother that way. You're grounded, indefinitely!
DDoofus
[gasps] He's not even my brother!
DDoofus
[threateningly] I'll get you for this, Llewellyn Duck!
[yawns] Boy, this sure has been a friend-aversery thingy. You know who my best friend is?
Sleep. Come on, even Beakley fell asleep, I think?
[Beakley is snoring with her eyes open]
It's a spy thing. And yeah, it might be sleepy time.
Sleep? N-No way! It's only 4:00 A.M.! That's so early!
Judging from your sunken eyes, elevated heart rate and irritability--
I'd say you're suffering from a serious lack of sleep.
Uh, yeah! Because I've been planning so many exciting activities for this party! I'll be surprised if we ever sleep again. [yawns, then chuckles] I'm gonna go splash some cold water in my face so we can party even harder! Ha-ha! [runs off to the bathroom]
KKids
[all exhausted] Yay.
[disgusted when he sees a blue high school] Ew, Webby, why is there a school in your dream?
[gasps] That's not Webby's dream. [bursts the doors open, wearing a sports jacket]
[The kids enter the blue school, which is revealed to be Dewey's dream]
Thanks! It's alive! [his hairstyle makes a thumbs-up] This is Dewey High! [singing] ♪ I'm the most wholesome boy in school / I'm a talented jock, everyone thinks is cool / If TV and movies taught me anything / When you turn into a teen, you just have to sing! ♪
I think it's supposed to be my romantic interest? But I'm too threatened by that concept so it never takes shape.
IRImaginary Romantic Interest
Dewey. Let's sing a "dew-ette!"
[screams and runs away] Here are my singing rivals! They are so self-absorbed. Here's a giant poster of me! This is in all my dreams. I'm like, cradled by a moon made of my own tears. Who knows what that's about?
[dumbfounded] I have some theories.
And this is my mascot, Dewey Dude!
[The kids walk into the locker and out through the doggy door, entering Louie's dream, where he's lying on the sofa as a lazy cat]
This is your dream, to be even lazier?
I nap all day, I never have to worry about anything, I'm shamelessly pampered. [knocks down Pep soda cans Dream Beakley sets on the armrest with his paw] Meow. Everyone pat my head. [purring as Dewey, Webby and Violet all pet him]
[groans in annoyance] Good kitty. [Louie bites his hand] Ow!
Never mind, I don't want that anymore. [falls asleep]
You're asleep?! We're in a dream! How are you sleep-sleeping?!
[emerges from the doggy door in the form of a wolf] I'm don't think I'm doing this right.
[Cat Louie jumps on the sofa and hisses in fright]
[The kids dive into the litter box, entering Huey's dream]
Who's dream is this anyway? It's just our room. It's so bor-- [screams in horrified shock at Huey's freakishly tall legs; dismayed] Why, Huey?! Why?! Why, Huey?! WHY?!
Whatever do you mean? Nothing strange here. Just a tall, distinguished, mature oldest sibling.
In what world does that description equal this?!
[snapping] I'm not good at imagination stuff, OKAY?!
Don't listen to him. Follow your lame dreams.
Would you kids like a jar of pickles from the topmost shelf?
[The Duck nephews, Webby, and Violet enter Magica's castle and confront "Magica", who's actually Lena, being turned into a Magica doppelgänger]
Magica! What did you do with Lena?!
[speaking in Magica's voice] No, no, I am Lena! I just look like Magica!
Ugh, why does everything I say sound sarcastic?
Because you're a monster!
No! No! I'm not… a monster! [sprouts bat wings and turns into a bat creature]
Webby, help! [shoots out a fireball]
[noticing the friendship bracelet on Lena's arm] Lena? I'm sorry. I didn't see. Of course, it's you. Is this what's been bothering you? That you might become Magica?
[in her normal voice] I'm just… so tired of fighting it. I am her.
No, you're not. We were trying to destroy you, and you still saved me.
Yeah, of course I did. Of course, I would. She would never.
What are you doing?! Don't listen to her. You are me!
You're not her. You're you. You put so much pressure on yourself to be good. But you're good enough. [holds out her hand]
Give me back my powers, you ungrateful brat!
[Lena and the others wake up, returning to reality]
I'm awake! I'm me again! We did it!
Wait, we should test to be certain that this isn't a dream.
That's right. We might still be dreaming. [lifts up the sleeping bag sheets; annoyed] Ugh. It's fine. Fine, we're awake. It's fine. Whatever.
I'm sure you learned... something.
What? But I really am sorry! We hugged and everything!
I watched your brothers blink out of existence because you wanted a shortcut to riches!
You took off in that contraption without thinking about the consequences, or the people you would hurt!
[annoyed] I wonder who I got that from.
[Everyone gasps]
[holds up her hand] (Beakley, I got this.) Your little scheme to bypass the present almost cost us our future. This all stops now! You are grounded! No schemes, no treasures, and Louie Incorporated is done! Understand?!
Look, let me clean up, okay? Uncle Scrooge? Mrs. B? Come on!
[kicks the Time Tub; muttering grumpily as he walks upstairs to his bedroom] Stupid perfect scheme.
[Louie is sulking in his bedroom, still grounded after the recent events he caused from the previous episode]
Okay, being grounded forever isn't so bad. I've got my phone, my phone is also a TV, which is nice. [turns on his phone, only seeing his mother on screen]
Della [onscreen] Hi, Louie! You're super grounded, so I blocked your phone signal and replaced all your videos with this lecture on ethics!
Way ahead of you! [whips out a tablet that belonged to Huey] Thank you, Huey!
Nice try. The dictionary defines "grounding" as-
[launches the tablet away and crosses his arms; huffing] Oh, man...
You're heading to Big Rock Candy Mountain? Oh, I am going.
No, you are still grounded.
Err, come on kids, let's finish packing.
Big Rock Candy Mountain is the laziest quest of all time! It's my dream.
Your last "dream" made you take treasure from the past, which almost destroyed time, space, and your family! Now, (back) to your room! You can come out when you learn that no good ever came from cockamamie schemes.
Flintheart Glomgold is a fake identity. So all your money, all your money, and all your money goes to your new partner, who is, hold on one sec, just let me check right here, oh right, me. Always read the fine print, trademark Louie Duck.
What?! But that was my scheme! I got the family together! I was gonna steal their money from them after I won! I… [The other villains approach him in anger from behind; nervously] …can explain.
Let me get this straight. You stole all of our fortunes and then lost it all to a child?!
BTBig Time Beagle
[tearing up] I wish I never had a new pa! [runs away, sobbing]
[strikes Glomgold with her handbag] You scarred him for life! [continues hitting him] That's my job!
[Glomgold stumbles near Burger and Bouncer Beagle. Burger swings on Glomgold, but Glomgold stumbles out of the way, causing Burger to destroy his arm on Bouncer's abdomen. Don Karnage draws his blade on Glomgold.]
How could you betray us after such a dramatic speech about family!?
[Glomgold defends against Karnage, rifling his cane into Karnage's face and backing up near Mark Beaks.]
Facepunch App! Punchpunchpunchpunchpunch!
[Beaks punches himself out.]
You've made a powerful enemy...I have enough hate in my heart for TWO SCOTTISH BILLIONAIRES!!!
[Magica dives on Glomgold and starts fighting him]
Should we...do something?
[Glomgold frees himself from Magica's grasp by slipping out of his fake beard.]
Eh. It'll take care of itself.
[The villains converge on Glomgold who has reapplied a new fake beard. Glomgold dives off a nearby cliff to escape, but falls straight down, hitting the cliffside and bouncing into the waters below. After a few seconds, he resurfaces further away.]
CURSE YOU, EVERYOOOOONE!!!
[Glomgold swims away. The villains all board Karnage's Iron Vulture airship and take off after him.]
