Huey Duck quotes from DuckTales (2017)

Goldie

Fine. We team up. With our two halves of the map, we can finally find the Golden Lagoon.

Scrooge

And why should I trust you?

Goldie

Because it's gold, because it's a treasure you never found, and because you're Scrooge McDuck.

You think you know me so well.

[entering the room] Date! Date! Date!

It's not a date!

Webby

Wait, where are Huey and Louie?

Dewey

Who?

Webby

Um, your brothers?

Dewey

Uh, Webby, I don't have brothers. I'm an only child.

Webby

Don't be ridicu- [gasp] Oh no! We must be in some sort of dystopian alternate dimension!

Dewey

Calm down, everything is fine.

Webby

Exactly what an evil Dewey-doppleganger would say! [tackles Dewey] Give it up, Dew-pelganger! Where is Dewey?!

Huey

Webby, stop! That is Dewy!

Louie

He's just doing a Dewey thing!

Webby

Oh. [lets go of Dewey]

Dewey

[to Huey and Louie] Thank you, good Samaritans. You restored my faith in the kindness of random strangers.

Huey

Not even one hour in, and your stupid "Only Child Day" has already almost gotten one of us killed.

Webby

Only-what-now?

Dewey

It's a beautiful holiday!

Huey

That he made up.

Dewey

Where for a whole day, we get to be sibling-free and do all the amazing things that an only child gets to do! Make our marks on the world!

Louie

Not have to answer to anyone!

Huey

Be horribly alone?

Dewey

For once!

Huey

What do you mean I can't go? If I don't participate, I'll never get my commemorative Cookout Badge. That means a lopsided sash, Launchpad. A lopsided sash!

Launchpad

Sorry, but it's the Three-Man Cookout. I didn't get to be a Troop Leader by bending the rules. I got it by crashing the bus during a camping trip, and the other leaders quitting.

Uh, Big Huey, sir? We kidnapped someone for you. [points to Big Time Beagle, who is tied in a tree]

Huey

You did what?!

Well, he was gone kidnap you first.

Huey

N-No!

A Junior Woodchuck looks out for his fellow Woodchucks, whatever the cost.

Huey

He's gonna get killed! He's your brother!

We like you better, New Big Time. You'll love it back at the junkyard. You'll never be lonely again.

Huey

Beagle Boys.

Louie

Psycho rich kid.

Dewey

Haywire robot.

[in unison] Brothers again? Brothers again! Triple threat!

Scrooge

[to the boys as they watch television] I'm off for a little trip. Uncle Donald's in the pantry if you need anything. If I don't come back, it's been a pleasure knowing you all.

[uninterested] Yeah, yeah. Uh-huh. Sure.

Louie

Shhhhhh...

You? What do you need?

Huey

[angry] I need you to toss that in the trash! [points to a piece of paper]

[picks up the paper] "My faith in you". I don't understand.

Huey

Waddleduck?! Really?! You're not a hero, you're a sellout. So go ahead, throw away my faith in you! [Waddleduck sadly drops the paper in the trash] In the recycling! You monster.

Huey

[on hiding Tenderfeet in their room] We gotta keep him a secret! Uncle Scrooge is on the hunt!

Louie

Which is why we should hand him over. The last thing I need is Scrooge snooping around and finding any number of my devious, yet delightful schemes.

Huey

You mean all those schemes we know about?

Dewey

Sure would be a shame if Uncle Donald found out about that "charity" he's been donating to for the past three years.

Louie

Hey, "Louie's Kids" takes Uncle Donald's donations for children in need. Children like me. Children exactly like me. It's for me.

Louie

How do you keep losing a giant monster?

Huey

Just because we like him better than you doesn't mean you have to hate him.

Louie

Wait, what? I am your brother! You met this thing like a day ago!

Dewey

Well, he never tricked me into doing his laundry. Yeah. I know about that.

Huey

[sad] When we first met, there was a thorn in your paw, but now...

Dewey

[places hand over his heart] ... It's in here.

Louie

[leans in close; whispers] I win. [dramatically] Now go back from whence you came! This is for your own good. [repeatedly hitting him] Go on! Get out of here! Go! Go! Go! ["Tenderfeet" leaves] Bye, Tenderfeet, I love you, have fun living in the gross woods and not our awesome mansion anymore!

Huey

We are beyond lost, and- Is this compass a sticker?

Launchpad

Ha ha! Stickers are for kids! Grownups call them decals.

Huey

Then how do you navigate?

Launchpad

Instincts. A keen eye. Quick thinking. [panics as he nearly crashes into a mountain, only to dodge at the last moment] ... And a cool head.

Dewey

A cool head needs a cool hat. Not unlike this bold and daring chapeau. And the story behind it is equally bold and daring.

Huey

Do you mind doing whatever it is you're doing later? I'm trying to get us home safe, and... This radar is an ant farm?

Don Karnage

[in disguise] I am Dr. Tom Kar...nage? An attractive and charming plant scientist.

Huey

You mean a botanist?

Don Karnage

You dare correct the fierce Captain... of the Plant Sciencing Committee?

Scrooge

We all know that's Don Karnage, right?

Launchpad

He seems to know a lot about plants.

Huey

You know, he might be able to help us find that pirate ship faster.

Don Karnage

Yes! I will lead you to the ship so I can kill... -ect that flower? Oh look! Leaves! [grabs some leaves on the ground, and the Caterpillar fake moustache crawls onto them]

Scrooge

Just get on the plane, and don't steal anything this time.

Huey

Your parents are alive?!

Louie

I can't believe you're still alive.

Fergus

He put a curse on us.

Scrooge

That is not fair! I very kindly rebuilt our ancestral castle for them. And I may have used some discount mystical Druid stones that accidentally granted them immortality. I didn't know it would buy me an eternity's worth of criticism!

Fergus

So, he admits he wants to be rid of us!

Scrooge

Uch! Would you rather I'd let you pass, or made you immortal?

Fergus

Neither is satisfactory. A thoughtful son would know that.

[showing family portraits] Oh, and look here! Little Scroogey and Whiskers!

Huey

Whiskers?

Little Scroogey always wanted a dog, but we were too poor, so we all pitched in to buy a clump of hair from the local barber. Oh, how Scroogey loved his Whiskers!

Fergus

Aye. And who ended up having to walk him and feed him?

Scrooge

It was a ball of hair!

Fergus

How dare you talk about Whiskers like that?! He was family!