Huey Duck quotes from DuckTales (2017)

Storkules

Well done, nephews of Donald! What ingenuity! From henceforth, you shall be known as Hubert, Tamer of Winds, and Llewellyn, Fighter of Storms!

Huey

Awesome!

Louie

Please do not say my real name out loud.

Huey

[in a calm tone] Precision. Excellence. Men in funny hats. Welcome to the Duckburg Billionaire's Club Golf Invitational. The only golf tournament to take place on the world's most exotic and expensive courses. This year sees Scrooge McDuck facing off against Flintheart Glomgold, here at scenic Moorshire, the birthplace of golf. I'm Huey Duck, attempting to earn my Junior Woodchuck Merit Badge for Sports Commentary. I'll be here all day providing nuanced analysis-

Launchpad

ARE. YOU. READY FOR SOME GOOOLF?!

Huey

[sigh] The badge does require a co-commentator.

Launchpad

Two combatants. One hole. No rules.

Huey

That's not actually- WATCH OUT!

Huey

Scrooge, the returning champion, approaching the first hole.

Launchpad

He's probably worried Glomgold will use his one free tackle before the speed round in the third quarter.

Huey

What do you think is happening here?

Launchpad

One heck of a game!

Huey

Welcome back to the Billionaire's Club Classic, where in a bizarre turn of events, the players have become trapped in some sort of mystical faerie realm.

Launchpad

For more, we go to two tiny horses.

Huey

What are you- ah!

Greetings! We're Briar, and Bramble, the keepers of this realm.

Webby

Talking animals wearing clothes?!

Dewey

Oh, no, did we die? Are we in Webby heaven?

Huey

There you have it. Another brash young upstart destined to surpass his aging mentor.

Scrooge

Is the commentary still necessary?

Huey

It helps me feel in control during a, frankly, insane situation.

Launchpad

[in a nuanced tone] I like talking this way, 'cause it makes everything sound important. Baloney trampoline.

Dewey

What's all this?

Webby

Hey, guys! Every year I brush up on my survivor skills on a secret island! [Beakley clears her throat] I-I mean, a regular island where young warriors definitely don't combat the forces of nature and each other. You know, it's girl stuff.

Donald

[quacking in panic] I GOTTA GO! [gets into his car and drives off]

Huey

Why is everyone running off?

Beakley

[sighs] You would figure it out sooner or later. [whispers] Today is Mr. McDuck's birthday.

Huey

Okay, people, we are in crisis party planning mode! Louie, you start a guest list. Dewey…

Beakley

[interrupting] Absolutely not. Mr. McDuck has a strict no-birthday-party rule. He hates the reminder that he's…

Louie

Literally the oldest person he knows?

Huey

But our most epic relative deserves the most epic party ever!

Webby

Oh, I don't know. He hasn't had a good one since before his old butler, Duckworth died.

Huey

Like this stuffy old guy could beat the party I threw for the Junior Woodchuck Party Planning Committee. It was both work and play.

Beakley

[walking out the door] Fine. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Webby

[catching up] If I don't come back, tell my story!

Huey

Nah, he's gonna love it! Huey's time to shine!

Huey

Staff meeting! [drags his brothers and closes the curtains]

Louie

I don't think Scrooge wants a party.

Huey

That's crazy! There've been a few bumps, but he'll come around. Louie, no schmoozing. Just serve punch. Dewey. Dewey. [sighs] DJ Daft Duck? Here's a list of pre-approved songs with a 90% enjoyment rating. Play these.

Louie

Listen, I know planning is your thing, but you're cramping our style. You gotta relax and just ride the party wave.

Huey

A party is a celebration of a life, bringing people together to let the guest of honor know how much they're loved. Uncle Scrooge has done so much for us! This is our chance to do something for him!

Louie

By forcing him to have fun at a party that he doesn't want to be at?

Huey

I knew you'd understand.

Huey

We gotta solve the mystery and find Scrooge so he can experience the true joy of a flawless birthday party.

Louie

And you know, not possibly die?

Huey

Yes, of course, and that, but if we succeed and have a good time doing it, Scrooge may have experienced the most amazing party of all time!

Louie

Shouldn't we call somebody?

Huey

But who can you call when everyone is a suspect? Come on, boys, the party game is afoot!

Louie

Oh, I hate this already.

Oh yeaaah!

Louie

You can't get that helmet off, can you?

Oh nooo!

Behold, my abyss box. May it rest in pieces. Someone opened it the moment before Scrooge disappeared!

Huey

Someone who hates Scrooge more than anyone.

Flintheart Glomgold!

Beaks

Hey, my rich brother from another mother!

Glomgold

Wait. How did you know it was me?

Louie

It's always you.

Glomgold

And it always will be! [evil laugh]

Huey

So you took Scrooge!

Glomgold

Took Scrooge? No, I was trying to kill Scrooge! That's like, my whole thing.

Beaks

FYI, you're terrible at your thing.

Ma Beagle

If he were ever gonna do it, he'd have to do it while Beakley's gone.

Glomgold

Ugh. I hate that woman!

Ma Beagle

Me too. She's the absolute worst.

Glomgold

You know who I miss?

Duckworth!

Ma Beagle

Aw, he threw the best parties.

Glomgold

Ooh, that man was an artist. He never would have let us in here.

Beaks

Nemeses memories! [takes a selfie with Glomgold and Ma Beagle]

Huey

Stop bonding! This is a crime scene!

Huey

I should've listened to Uncle Scrooge when he said, [imitating Scrooge] "Spit on me spats, I hate parties." But I just had to do it.

Louie

[whispering] And right now you have to stop talking.

Huey

I was trying to throw the best party, but wound up with the worst party! Or… was it the best party for someone who hates parties? That's it! I know where Scrooge is!

Louie

Stop yelling!

Beaks

Don't kill me! I barely lived! #YOLO #FOMO #Aaaah!

Huey

The person with the best reason for getting Scrooge out of the party was Scrooge himself!

Huey

[as the money shark swims around them; reading from his guidebook] Did you know that sharks never run out of teeth? They have the most powerful jaws on the planet. On average, there are about 100 shark attacks a year.

Louie

Dude, now is not the time!

Huey

Facts comfort me when I'm nervous!

Louie

What is it? A cursed villain?

Dewey

A villainous curse?

Huey

A... um... Man, I hate going third.

Scrooge

Worse. It's my ex!

Scrooge

Back during the Gold Rush, when I was prospecting for my fortune in the Klondike-

Huey

Gold Rush? Wait... [does math on his fingers] How old are you?

Scrooge

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