Storkules quotes from DuckTales (2017)

Ithaquack was the secret vacation spot for gods and heroes, and I was the God of Hospitality, the King of the Beach. Everyone loved me. Then Scrooge showed up, defeated the unkillable Gorgon, found the lost treasure of Troy, was really good at building sand castles, bah!

Louie

Seems pretty fun.

Storkules

'Twas!

No, it twasn't! Scrooge showed up like he was so cool and ruined it!

Scrooge

Ugh, jengs. Leave it to an immortal to whine about the good old days.

Storkules

Well done, nephews of Donald! What ingenuity! From henceforth, you shall be known as Hubert, Tamer of Winds, and Llewellyn, Fighter of Storms!

Huey

Awesome!

Louie

Please do not say my real name out loud.

Donald

Why?! Why?! Why?!

Storkules

Why do our journeys cosmically intersect like Damon and Pythias?

Donald

No, why are you here?!

Storkules

Oh, Father Zeus grew agitated with my lute playing so he rained a hail of harpies upon my merriment causing much chaos in Maceduckia. As punishment for my childish gaiety, Father cast me out and ordered me to become a responsible adult. So I thought who better to teach me than the most responsible man I know.

Donald

Oh.

Donald

So, how long do you plan to stay?

Storkules

Why, until I become a responsible adult like you. Roommate responsibilities. What hallowed creed be this? Quiet hours from seven to six. Hmm, don't use my toothpaste. Uh-huh.

Donald

And pay the rent on time.

Storkules

Rent? Why I assumed I'd pay with good cheer and eternal friendship, oh hoy! "Friendship is not money." Hmm.

Donald

You need a job!

Storkules

By Helios's chariot, a job. That sounds most responsible.