Dragon Ball Z quotes

[To Goku as he is about to leave] I'm afraid the planet is about to go boom! So, where do you think you're going? Hmm? You know you can't survive in space! Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. Oh, you can run all you want, but sometimes you'll have to meet your problems head on! Face it, monkey! You're going to die! Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Well, aren't ya gonna keep running, monkey? Aren't ya? Heh heh heh! Like a little circus chimp! Come one! Come all! See the spectacular chimp in a maze! Where will he run today? You don't have enough time to get back to your spaceship and Vegeta destroyed mine. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. A plea, just for my sake, don't stop running. It's far too entertaining! Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha! It's ironic. After all your heroic efforts, you're still going ta die! And I will live on! So much for the awesome power of the legendary Super Saiyan! Can't even beat a dead planet!

Maybe not. But it was enough to beat you, Frieza.

Poor stupid Saiyan! You honestly think you've won? Your puny mind never could understand! I am Frieza, the most powerful being in the universe! And you are nothing but a beast! A fragile animal! You can't win, because I am mighty! And you, are not! Now learn! Learn what happens when you mess with the most powerful being in the universe! [while Goku flies away, Frieza blasts Goku from behind]

Huh? You fool! Ha! [Goku throws back his own blast, which goes through Frieza's and hits Frieza, completely burning his body]

Aah! Ahh! AAH!

Just as I feared. There is no more planet Namek. It's gone. Sorry you guys. I know how much you cared about 'im.

Yamcha

[to himself] No! Goku! You sacrificed everything!

Goodness gracious. I guess I need to give the bad news to Gohan. It'll break his heart for sure. Oh, boy. Oh, boy...how can I tell him?

Yamcha

[speaking telepathically to Bulma] Bulma! Can you hear me?

Huh? Who said that? I must be losing my mind!

Yamcha

Bulma, you're not losing your mind. It's me, Yamcha.

Huh? Yamcha? Where? I don't see you.

Piccolo

Huh?

Huh?

I can hear you though. Did somebody shrink you or something?

Yamcha

No, nobody shrunk me. I'm full size. Look, Bulma. I'm communicating with you telepathically. King Kai arranged it. I'm relaying a message for him.

No way...

Bulma? Yamcha's talking to you? It's King Kai, he must have a message.

Hey, that's what he said. Man, that's wild. Telepathy, huh? So, it's true then. It is Yamcha. Hiya Yamcha! What's up?

Yamcha

Not a lotta! Just hangin' out with the other dead guys. You know how it is. But hey, I have to hurry, because uh...I'm sorta calling long distance. It's about Goku, Bulma. The fight on Namek is over.

You're kidding. Who won?

Yamcha

Goku did. He beat Frieza. But uh...

Goku won! Alright! That's our Goku! Hey guys! Goku won!

Wow! Dad really won! Yay! Woo! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Piccolo

[to himself] Goku, you did it my friend.

[dancing around with Dende] Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Dende

Aha ha! Aha ha ha!

Vegeta

[to himself] He did it. Unbelievable.

Yamcha

Bulma, please listen. That's not the end of the story. There's more. After Goku defeated Frieza, he tried to use Frieza's space ship to high-tail it outta there, but the darned thing bugged out on 'im. He was stuck, with no way out! When Namek exploded, Goku went with it! He's gone.

Hold on guys! There's more! Goku didn't make it off planet Namek before it exploded. He's dead.

Yamcha

Huh!?

What a bummer.

Yamcha

Bulma!? What are you doing? Are you nuts? You're not givin' a weather report or announcing the score of a football game. The kid's dad just died. I could've done a better job than that.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Duh. Now listen up, peabrain. I'm the one with the real inside scoop, not you. What would you say if I told you that with the dragonballs from Namek, you can wish people back to life more than just one time? That means we can wish everybody back. Goku, Krillin, and Chiaotzu can all be wished back. You're all coming home. How do you like them apples? And it's not gonna take that long either. So just chill. You dork, I was always the brains of the outfit when we were together and you were always the brawn.

Yamcha

Oh man. Same old Bulma.

Using the Namek's dragonballs is a great idea. But I'm afraid it won't help Goku and Krillin!

Uh?

Yamcha

Huh?

Tien

Why not?

Well, when the dragon restores someone's life, he brings them back to the place where they died. But Goku and Krillin died on Namek.

Yamcha

Oh, I get it now. Namek isn't there.

Yes. You hit the nail on the head. Namek's gone. What a shame. It was a great idea.

But can we try it anyway?

Of course you can. But I already know what would happen. Trust me. It's not something you'd wanna do to your friends. They would materialize in space, right where Namek used to be. And die a lonely death in the middle of nowhere.

Vegeta

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! I told you, didn't I? It looks like my prophecy came to pass after all! I'm number one now, guys. So get used to it! It was nice of your dad, kid. Getting rid of Frieza like that for me. What a guy. He served his purpose.

Jerk. You're nothing compared to him. He spared your life twice!

Vegeta

He shouldn't have been so soft, should he? Which leads me to the question of what to do with his son. Destroy him now so he doesn't destroy me someday? Don't sweat it kiddo. You're the only Saiyan left besides me. That makes you a very important young man. We're the last survivors of an ancient race. Besides, I need someone like you at my side to polish my boots and call me lord Vegeta! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

My dad'll be back! You watch!

Vegeta

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Your dad is history, kid!

Vegeta

[after pounding Gohan into the ground] Pity. What a waste of talent. Bye. [Vegeta tries to blast Gohan to death and Piccolo appears behind him] Huh?

Piccolo

Not today. Back off.

Vegeta

Ha. Have it your way.

Please, father. Come home. I know you're still out there somewhere. You have to be. I need you dad.

Vegeta

A tough guy like you should be able to face the truth.

Do you know of a place where we can stay temporarily until we can make other arrangements?

Gosh...hey I know! Just stay with me!

No, we mustn't impose.

Ah, hey, it's really no biggie. It's the least I can do for you all. Besides, you need a major credit card to stay in a hotel. Hey, no worries. My dad's compound is huge. There's enough room for everyone. It's not like you guys have a lot of options. Green men from outer space aren't a common sight around here.

Oh, gosh. I see your point. We accept.

[to Vegeta] What about you? Hey, homeboy!

Vegeta

Huh? What? Home...what?

Hey, loosen up. You're going ta need a place to crash too.

Vegeta

Bah!

Hey, why don't you drop the arrogant tough guy act and just relax. Let it all go. Take a vacation for goodness sake. Unwind a little and see what life has to offer you. You're actually kinda cute. Aha ha.

Vegeta

What? I'm not kind of...shut up!

Sorry we're late. I had to finish my homework.

Don't sweat it kid. You're fashionably late.

[after seeing Porunga] This is skycam 6 with the five o'clock traffic report. I quit. I don't get paid enough for this!

Silence. It can't be done. The one called Goku refuses to return and says he'll come back later.

What? But why?

I know why! Because he's scared, that's why! Of the one more powerful than a Super Saiyan...his wife!

What? [holding a sword ready to strike Master Roshi]

Yikes. No, please no. It was a joke.

[after Bubbles keeps bouncing around in front of King Kai with flowers in his hands] Grrr...

Yamcha

Where is Bubbles? He's gone.

Well, the hand is quicker than the eye. He knows better than that. [King Kai had slammed Bubbles in the head with a hammer in order to quiet him down]

[as he watches Krillin leave with Maron] I wonder if she's...yeah...she is! She's Krillin's girlfriend! He did it! Ha ha! After all these years, he finally found a girlfriend!

Now Popo, where is Kami?

I don't know.

You're lying.

No. Mister Popo does not lie.

For some reason, I believe you.

Yes, that's because I don't lie.

Bah! You disgust me! Hah! [Garlic Junior shrinks Mister Popo] Hmm. Pint sized Popo! Don't bother trying to escape! That tidy little energy field is impregnable. Ah, there you are. You look so scared. Don't worry. I'm not going to kill you yet Mister Popo. All in due time. All in due time.