Dragon Ball Z · Season 7
Huh? What's wrong? [West Kai keeps staring at King Kai's halo] What? Stop staring!
Uh!
Ahh...!
Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Uh...what!?
Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You really are dead!
Yeah, so what?
The North Kai is dead! Hee hee! After all your corny jokes, it's about time you were funny. Aha ha ha ha ha!
How dare you call my jokes corny, you little shrimp!?
Sorry to walk in on you guys like this. Listen, Pikkon. I need you to go straight to hell for me.
Yes, sir.
That's not very nice...
I didn't ask you for your assistance...
Yeah but I've already fought against both Cell and Frieza and you haven't, and unless you're something crazy, you're gonna need help.
It's sad. Even in death, you refuse to learn.
Ha ha ha!
It's Goku!
That's right, Frieza. I'm stopping you again!
Oh, but now the odds are stacked in my favor! Seven to one is good odds, wouldn't you say, boys? [The Ginyu Force appears behind Frieza and poses]
[The villains are behind bars in hell] This stinks.
They could at least let us take showers.
Does anybody want ta arm wrestle? [all the other villains tell Recoome to shut up]
You know, none of us have ever seen a dead Kai before.
Not ever.
And so now...we'll have a big party!
Leave me alone!
An Other World Tournament. I think that's just a killer idea, West Kai.
Hah! Why, thank you sir.
And to make things excitin', I'll throw in a free private lesson to whomever brings home the gold, baby!
You mean...the winner of the tournament...
...Gets a lesson...
...From you!?
Hey, that sure beats training for ten thousand years, doesn't it?
[to Goku] If I lose in a race against you, then I will approve your participation.
There she goes again...
Indeed.
We can't take her anywhere these days without her finding some excuse to go racing.
Lets see it. It's bound to be more interesting than watching you four bicker.
You both ran a very good race...but the winner is...
[thinking she has won] Oh, I knew it!
Myself!
What does that mean?
We all agree I got here first...and by the rules that means I win!
Yes, but...you didn't even tell me you were going to be a part of this race!
Well you didn't even bother to ask me! Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh ha ha ha ha ha ha!
The winner will receive bragging rights, a gold medal, and...a special private lesson from the Grand Kai!
Can't the winner get a good pastry or somethin' else instead? [East Kai smacks the contestant in the back of his head]
Don't you be silly!
Hey, three of my fighters advanced. I'm incredible.
Yes, West Kai. Incredibly lucky.
I dare you to say that again!
Lucky!
Oh, your brain's slower than South Kai's fighters.
Guys, guys. Lets not argue. Lets make fun of East Kai. She only has one fighter!
Aha ha ha! Aha ha ha ha!
You think being bigger than me is funny, huh? [Froug enlarges his entire body to an enormous size] You stopped laughing. Guess it's not so funny when you're the small one.
Not so cocky now, are you? Once Arqua is underwater, he is absolutely unbeatable.
But...that's just not fair!
Why? There's nothing in the rulebook against changing the ring into water.
There should be.
[Cheering for Olibu] Come on, Olibu!
Hey! North Kai! Why don't you just save your breath and cheer for someone good! There's no way he can beat Pikkon!
What!? Just wait and see, you fast talking half-pint! Olibu's gonna beat Pikkon without even trying!
Oh! Everyone look at North Kai! He's just told another corny joke and no one thinks it's funny!
[about fighting Pikkon] So, Goku...how do you feel?
I'm trembling. It's just indescribable.
Trembling, huh? Well, of course you're scared...with you being a rookie and all.
No, I'm trembling...'cause I'm excited!
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