Muuri quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Sometimes, a guardian must follow his heart instead of the rules.

They're not here!

What? Who's not here?

We've looked everywhere and we can't seem to find anyone from Guru's village.

But that can't be!

Vegeta

Are you talking about those whiny villagers I defeated?

Huh?

Vegeta

I believe the dragonballs brought back everyone who'd been killed by Frieza or his henchmen, isn't that right? Well, that doesn't include me. How very sad. [the Namekians get angry at Vegeta]

Do you know of a place where we can stay temporarily until we can make other arrangements?

Gosh...hey I know! Just stay with me!

No, we mustn't impose.

Ah, hey, it's really no biggie. It's the least I can do for you all. Besides, you need a major credit card to stay in a hotel. Hey, no worries. My dad's compound is huge. There's enough room for everyone. It's not like you guys have a lot of options. Green men from outer space aren't a common sight around here.

Oh, gosh. I see your point. We accept.

[to Vegeta] What about you? Hey, homeboy!

Vegeta

Huh? What? Home...what?

Hey, loosen up. You're going ta need a place to crash too.

Vegeta

Bah!

Hey, why don't you drop the arrogant tough guy act and just relax. Let it all go. Take a vacation for goodness sake. Unwind a little and see what life has to offer you. You're actually kinda cute. Aha ha.

Vegeta

What? I'm not kind of...shut up!

Dende

Honorable elder! Honorable elder!

Ah, Dende. You have sensed it as well.

Dende

Ah, yes! But who could be behind such a power? This is the most terrible energy that I have ever felt!

I do not know my son. But from the sheer magnitude of this bio-energy, it may not only destroy planet Earth but the entire universe as well!

Dende

Huh! The entire universe!?

Dende

This is awful. We didn't give Porunga that ability because Nameks don't believe in wishing people back to life.

Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. As Earthlings say, "chill out." After that Frieza debacle, we restyled the Dragon Balls and increased Porunga's power.

Dende

You mean he can grant the wish!?

Yes, he can.

Oh, sure. Just great. So much for the natural evolution of the universe.