Dragon Ball Z · Season 3
In the meantime, you'd better keep your eyes on those dragonballs, 'cause if we lose those, I'm going to be totally pissed. Well, I think its time for a little nap.
You're taking a nap?
Well, with you wearing that new armor, I feel real safe. [laughs to himself]
[to his scouter communicator] Ginyu Force, this is Frieza! Come in! Over! What...no! This can't be! Where are my soldiers? Why aren't they showing up on my scouter!? There's no way Vegeta and those miserable little punks could take down the entire Ginyu Force! If they're sleeping on the job, I will make them pay!
[while Goku is in rejuvenation chamber] Ha. Get well, Kakarot. You'll need your strength to defend against Frieza. And later, to defend against me.
[about the password] So...you gonna tell me what it is?
It's in Namek, and you probably wouldn't understand it even if I told it to you.
[about Porunga] Oh, man! He's...he's huge! Bigger than anything I've ever seen in my whole life!
Are you sure this is the dragon?
Yes, Gohan. His name is Porunga. And in Namek, it means "dragon of love," but to be honest, this is the first time I've ever had a chance to see him.
You have collected all seven dragonballs, and now, as it is written, think wisely and I will grant you three wishes within my power.
Just count your eyes and add one.
Uh! What do you know!?
Well, I know this! I'm one of the three going back!
Wait! No! You need to fix your hair. You should stay!
Fix my hair? So I like to comb my hair a lot! At least I have hair, q-ball.
Q-ball huh!? You jerk!
Hey guys! Why don't we draw straws.
Yeah right! There's one small problem. You and Tien are telepathic!
We're not cheaters! How dare you!
Look, I'm enjoying the fresh air. But I don't have all day. If you can't make up your mind, just wish for nothing three times so I can go.
Wow. A dragon with a sense o' humor.
I get it. I know what the deal is now. You saved Gohan's life and now it's payback time. Of course.
That's not it. Trust me. Please.
Alright, I will. You're the only one not acting like a rabid dog.
Vegeta?!
What's the matter? You two look a little surprised to see me.
Nothing really. Everything's fine.
No, I don't think everything is fine. And I will tell you why everything is not fine. Because you two...you summoned the dragon, didn't you?! Shame on you! How dare you! I spoiled you with new suits, took you in, saved your lives. All of that and this is how you repay me!? Well you can kiss each other goodbye!
So you are the ones. Naughty. I don't see how three shrimps and a burnt out Saiyan managed to defeat the Ginyu Force, but now it's your turn. Don't worry. It won't hurt too bad. Really. Death is my specialty.
There doesn't seem to be any power readings for the Ginyu Force. So it is true. Heh heh heh heh heh. Somehow, you wimps have managed to destroy the most elite fighting team in the universe. Ha ha. What a farce. I only wish that I could've been there to see the look on Ginyu's face. Ha ha ha ha ha. What do ya say we get started...I know you are all anxious to resolve this dispute once and for all. I always knew that you would turn on me someday, Vegeta, but I never knew when. Now, I see that you were just waiting for the stakes to get high enough before you played your hand. A valiant effort but in the end it just didn't work, now did it? I hope you've thoroughly enjoyed your little rebellion, because now its over my restless little warriors. Now you die. I should've done this a long time ago. You ruined everything you little scumbag. How dare you stick your nose in my affairs? I could've been immortal. I hate you!
Like I care if you hate me. I quit. I'm free now. To think I was nice to you all those years...makes me wanna puke.
Heh heh heh. That's right. Get it all out. Live boldly...even if it is only for a few more moments.
[about fusing with Nail] Alright. You're on, but if I don't like it, you're out, understand me?
Man, you're too much. Just wait. You'll be begging to keep me around.
Yeah right. I doubt that. Now, tell me what to do, quick.
Right. Just keep your hand right there.
You can stay until we beat Frieza. After that, I'm gonna charge you rent. You got that?
What are we gonna do?
I...I don't know.
Well I do. You are all going to perish and it won't be pretty.
Soon, I'll be a Super Saiyan! Your worst nightmare!
Hmmm...
Aha ha...
A Super Saiyan, huh? Well, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it...heh heh heh...heh...that is if we ever come to it fool!
Why don't you transform Frieza?
Hm?
Say what?
Tranform? Oh man. That doesn't sound too good.
Well, how 'bout it Frieza, why don't you stop playing around and show us the real you?
So, you found out my little secret.
That's right. Your loving minion Zarbon blurted it out.
Huh?
What's going on?
The form of Frieza that you see standing before you is not what he really is. It's just a clever camouflage. He can transform to his real self at any time. He just uses this form to conserve energy.
Oh, you rude little ruffian. Please. I don't choose my real form because my power is too radical to control. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
That's just great.
Don't listen to him. He's just saying that to intimidate you. His power won't increase that much.
Heh. Is that so?
Why don't you show us then?
Uh....
Oh, alright. Heh, I'll bare it all. Heck, why not? Well, strap yourselves in. You're in for one heck of a ride. Ha ha. Oh, and Vegeta, I want you to know that any remote chance you once had of winning is about to go flying out the window. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, I think it would be nice for somebody to give me a countdown.
Aw, come on! There's no way....that's ridiculous!
I'm waiting.
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one...ah...you happy?
I love it. You're too kind. Here goes. [Frieza begins to transform]
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