Guldo quotes from Dragon Ball Z

I knew I should've joined that Ginyu fitness club last year, but no...I had to go on that stupid chili burger diet.

[after raising a sharp tree stump to impale Krillin and Gohan] Shish Kebab anyone? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Personally, I prefer mine well done.

At ease men. I have an important errand for you.

Captain Ginyu

Thank you Lord Frieza. Glad to be of service. So lets get down to business. What is our mission?

It's quite simple Captain Ginyu. Your mission is to recover my dragonballs and bring me Vegeta!

Captain Ginyu

Vegeta?

Hah. Stupid Saiyan.

I always thought he was too cocky for his own good. Looks like that ego of his finally got him into trouble.

So you've finally shown your true colors Vegeta.

Yo! Earth to Guldo, what's wrong, have you got something in one of your eyes there?

I see revenge.

Oh you think you are pretty tough, don't you. Well this time you don't have Frieza to save your scrummy carcass. Oh how I've waited for this.

Hey I think you are forgetting something here. Frieza wants him brought back alive.

Yeah! I get Vegeta!

Oh you always win.

Captain Ginyu

Now don't be a sore loser Guldo.

Yeah Guldo if you're lucky I'll let you finish him off.

Hey Guldo why don't you take the midgets, they're in the way.

What am I, the janitor?

[after Vegeta decapitates Guldo, his head keeps talking] No...no fair Vegeta. You cheated. This fight was supposed to be just me against those two alone Vegeta!

Vegeta

There's no such thing as fair or unfair in battle. There is only victory or in your case, defeat.

You...you dirty Saiyan. Do you really think you'll get away with this. You're nothing. Just a stupid monkey. I belong to the Ginyu Force.

Vegeta

Heh heh heh heh heh. Not anymore.

Yah! [Vegeta obliterates what remained of Guldo's head]

[about posing] We stink without our leader.

Not to mention we're out of practice.

Lets give 'em some Ginyu spirit.

Yeah, that's what we need! Ginyu spirit!

Jeice

Then, lets do it again! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Again! Again!

Yamcha

Who are they? They're wacko!

Jeice

Well, I can see that they're impressed. I've gotta admit, our fighting poses are awesome, no matter how many times we do them.

Oh, by the looks of it, this place seems to be a real nice planet. I think we should make it our new fighting headquarters.

Now that sounds like a plan!

Jeice

And using our superior strength, we, the Ginyu Force, will conquer this planet!

Yamcha

Tien, these guys are idiots.

Tien

You can say that again. And if I'm not mistaken, wasn't it the Ginyu Force that took on Vegeta and got beat?

Ah...I think you're right. Oh!

So, you're friends with Vegeta, huh? That makes things a little clearer. We're the Ginyu Force, the most elite fighting force in the universe. Your friend Vegeta was an insignificant worm compared to us.

That's right. We woulda beaten that monkey with one blow except we ran into a little bit of bad luck.

Yeah, but that's all ancient history. Besides, we're here now and we like this place. And we're going ta make it our home.

So why don't you make like a hair and split!

Yamcha

Hey! Who do you think you are? It's you who's going to leave!

Yeah! Get lost!

Heh heh heh heh heh. Please. Don't make me laugh. Aha ha ha.

Jeice

If they wanna fight, bring it on, 'cause I believe we all could use the exercise.

Oh...wait a second. Remember what our fearless leader said? When on a new planet, make sure that you test your powers first, because the climate might affect your ability to fight.

Jeice

Hmm...you got a point there, Recoome. Alright.

[after Guldo uses his telepathic power to smash a tree into King Kai's house] Nicely done.

Jeice

On a scale of one to ten, definitely eleven.

Heh heh heh heh heh. Heh heh heh ha ha.

Wow, that was excellent, Guldo. Watch me! Recoome breath blaster time! [Recoome does a mouth blast]