Orson, we've been robbed!
It wasn't me, I swear.
S5Marry Me a Little
S5If It's Only In Your Head
I can help you study if you want.
I'm not sure how much help you're gonna be. I'm majoring in Chinese.
Preston Scavo I know how to say "Take me to a strip bar" in Mandarin.
I'm so proud. Porter, aren't you gonna congratulate your father?
Congratulations on ruining my life. If you see me on campus you're not allowed to talk to me.
We finished upstairs, Ana!
Anything else you need done?
ASAna Solis
They wanted to hang out but I had chores to do, so they insisted on helping me. Aren't they sweet!
[Comes in with a brush and cleaning gloves] Hey, um, I'm not bragging, and I don't recommend it, but you could so eat out of your downstairs toilet.
Okay boys, thanks for your hard work but maybe it's time to go home and take a shower. Preferably a cold one.
ASAna Solis
Bye Preston!
I'm Porter.
I'm Preston.
Oh, you can call me whatever you want!
S6Nice is Different Than Good
What?
Karl(looks down at abdomen): Yeah, I think I look pretty good for my age.
S6Everybody Ought to Have a Maid
Well, if you two are so happy, then where did he just disappear to?
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