Well, if you two are so happy, then where did he just disappear to?
“Everybody Ought to Have a Maid” · Season 6
In this episode: Susan Delfino (2), Katherine Mayfair (2)
Susan (exclaims in exasperation): He's snaking a lady's drain, okay?
(exclaims angrily) You're going to jail for this! Everyone heard you, ow, threaten me at that meeting. I have witnesses.
Oh, please, if I were gonna kill you, I wouldn't do it in my own front yard. I'd sneak into your house and shoot you while you were asleep.
Not that I would ever do that.
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