Karl Mayer quotes from Desperate Housewives

Karl

(to Susan) You know, this is typical Susan behavior! And you wonder why no man can stay with you!

Karl

What?

Karl

[to Orson Hodge] I am proposing to Bree today with an airplane banner! And trust me, that will be the highlight of your day!

Karl

The heart wants what it wants.

Susan

Well, my heart wants to hurt you, but I can control myself!

Susan

I need you to ditch Edie tomorrow night and have dinner with Dr. Ron and me.

Karl

Now why would I do that?

Susan

Well, for starters, because you banged your secretary and you owe me for the rest of your life.

Karl

I'll bring the wine.