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Desperate Housewives · Season 5

Parker Scavo, Tom Scavo and others in “If It's Only In Your Head”

I can help you study if you want.

I'm not sure how much help you're gonna be. I'm majoring in Chinese.

Preston Scavo I know how to say "Take me to a strip bar" in Mandarin.

I'm so proud. Porter, aren't you gonna congratulate your father?

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