Orson Hodge quotes from Desperate Housewives

Orson

Will you stop it! Suicide is the worst thing that can happen to a family! I will not have it made light of!

Orson Hodge

Thank you, Mother, for colluding in my rape!...

Orson

You're saying I'm worthless.

Bree

"Not on the couch! I just had it reupholstered"

Orson

"Andrew take your sister into the kitchen. Get some towels, boil some water. Everything is gonna be fine! I'm a doctor."

Bree

"You're a dentist! What if there are complications?"

Orson

"Should an emergency arise we'll simply call an amulet."

Bree

"A what?"

Orson

"Ambulance."

Bree

"How many rum punches did you have?"

Orson

"There was punch in that rum?"

Orson Hodge

They got him for organ trafficking.

What?

Bree

Orson, we've been robbed!

Orson Hodge

It wasn't me, I swear.