Desperate Housewives Season 7 quotes

Renee Perry

(to Lynette) It's just hard for me to reconcile this suburban housewife with the girl who had a threesome with two of the guys from the rugby team.

Bree

(explaining her bad luck with love) My marriage ended six days ago, Keith is 15 years too young for me and my track record with lovers...two dead, one in a wheelchair.

Susan

You know what, I'm glad I didn't let Mike do this because I'm really enjoying it.

Bree

Nine years ago my son found me face down, drunk. He had to turn the sprinklers on to wake me up. Did you not know you're dating the biggest lush in Fairview? Do you think you can deal with a control freak with a drinking problem?

Carlos

We have to protect our daughter.

They're both our daughters.

Tom

There's nothing wrong with my mother, so just drop it.

Susan

Oh, and enjoy those raisin muffins. I hope they're all raisins - my apartment has rats.

Susan

You have the kids' table in your driveway.

Renee

The police made me move it off the street.

Lynette

(turns off the football game Preston and Porter are watching) Boys, watch the game upstairs while I have little chat with Susan.

When did Susan get here?

Beats Me.

Lynette

[after Frank dies] I didn’t want Frank in my house when he was alive. Now you want me to hang out with his corpse?

Mary Alice

(opening scene about Lynette) Lynette Scavo had lost a lot of sleep over the years. There had been 3 AM feedings... temperatures of 102... and late night pillow fights. But Lynette had never complained, because a mother is always on call.

Lynette

(while speaking to Mrs. Mcluskey) The whole point of this was to get them to grow up and take care of themselves; they just moved from my boob to yours!

Karen

I don't care what gets Roy's fire going, as long as I'm the one who puts it out.

You had a big imagination, most likely from all those trashy books and magazines you used to bring into class.

Can we get our security deposit back?