Mrs. McCluskey quotes from Desperate Housewives

Lynette

Are you sure you didn't misplace it? No offense, but you're getting up there in the years.

No offense, but you should be sterilised.

Susan

What's going on?

They just arrested Mike for murder.

Susan

What?!

"They're saying he killed that woman on the news, that Monique person."

Bree

Oh, thank God!

Rita, I want the word "pedophile" to really stand out. Do we have any glitter?

Say "molester." It sounds scarier.