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Desperate Housewives · Season 1

Lynette and Mrs. McCluskey in “Love is in the Air”

Lynette

Are you sure you didn't misplace it? No offense, but you're getting up there in the years.

MMrs. McCluskey

No offense, but you should be sterilised.

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