Okay. So what’s our control word?
Well, lately I’ve been using Philadelphia. What's wrong?
Well it's just that my Aunt Fern lives in Philadelphia and I don’t want to be thinking about her while I’m spanking you with a leather strap.
Okay. Fine. You pick a control word.
What's the matter with Boise?
We're going to be doing psychological role playing here, Bree, and a funny word like Boise would ruin the mood. We need something that sounds serious."
Hmm. How about Palestine?
For God's sake, you promised to be supportive.
What do you want me to say? My husband likes to wear metal clamps around his nipples. Hooray?
Are you sure you didn't misplace it? No offense, but you're getting up there in the years.
No offense, but you should be sterilised.
Do you know what psychological warfare is?
Porter (also referring to his twin brother) : We're 6.
Wow, your mother just pops them out, doesn't she?
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