Porter Scavo quotes from Desperate Housewives

[Lynette's mother shows up] Geez Lynette, I didn't know you opened a daycare center! Hey kids grandma's here.

[they all look at her strange] Okay, what'd you tell them about me?

Lynette Scavo

It's been five years mom, they don't remember you.

Well they'll remember me this time, I've brought presents. For you.

And for you and you.

These are baby toys. We're too old to play with these.

Well I'm too old to remember what the hell six year olds like to play with.

We're eight.

What do I care?

Lynette Scavo

Just say thank you.

[pointing to Kayla, talking to Parker] Who's the pretty thing? Your girlfriend?

[looks disgusted] No! She's my sister!

[to Lynette] Oh, is that Tom's little B-a-s-t-a...

Tom Scavo

OK, kids, time to get your toys and let's play upstairs.

Happy Mother's Day!

Lynette Scavo

Oh my gosh, that is so sweet, thank you.

We're gonna go get your present.

I hope you like turtles!

Lynette Scavo

[Porter is sitting at the table eating a sandwich] Hi, mind if I join you?

Lynette Scavo

OK, I know what I did was unforgivable and I am not trying to make excuses, but we used to talk all the time, and then one day it just stopped, and it killed me. I felt like I lost you and then I was Sarah J and I had you back and we were talking again and you where telling me things.

I wasn't telling you anything, I was telling her.

Lynette Scavo

Well, for what it's worth, I loved our conversations and I'm going to miss them.

[Whispers] Me too.

Lynette Scavo

Hey, got a sec?

Not really.

Lynette Scavo

So, I assume you know what happened to Jimmy Kimrado?

I guess.

Lynette Scavo

Your friend gets busted for dealing drugs at school and all you have to say is 'I guess'?

Lynette

Really? That does not sound like me.

Just so you know, 30 years from now when you and Dad old and feeble--

Lynette

Guys, you need to grow up and learn to be independent and that's gonna start with you getting your own place!

And how are we gonna pay for it?

Tom

If you turn that paper over, you'll find a whole section of people willing to exchange money for something called WORK!