[Lynette's mother shows up] Geez Lynette, I didn't know you opened a daycare center! Hey kids grandma's here.
[they all look at her strange] Okay, what'd you tell them about me?
It's been five years mom, they don't remember you.
Well they'll remember me this time, I've brought presents. For you.
[hands Parker a book].
And for you and you.
[hands the twins books].
These are baby toys. We're too old to play with these.
Well I'm too old to remember what the hell six year olds like to play with.
We're eight.
What do I care?
Just say thank you.
[kids say 'thank you'].
[pointing to Kayla, talking to Parker] Who's the pretty thing? Your girlfriend?
[looks disgusted] No! She's my sister!
[to Lynette] Oh, is that Tom's little B-a-s-t-a...
OK, kids, time to get your toys and let's play upstairs.
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