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Desperate Housewives · Season 5

“We're So Happy You're So Happy” quotes from Desperate Housewives

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“We're So Happy You're So Happy” · Season 5

In this episode: Lynette Scavo (10), Tom Scavo (6), Porter Scavo (4)

[Porter is sitting at the table eating a sandwich] Hi, mind if I join you?

OK, I know what I did was unforgivable and I am not trying to make excuses, but we used to talk all the time, and then one day it just stopped, and it killed me. I felt like I lost you and then I was Sarah J and I had you back and we were talking again and you where telling me things.

I wasn't telling you anything, I was telling her.

Well, for what it's worth, I loved our conversations and I'm going to miss them.

[Whispers] Me too.

Hey, got a sec?

Not really.

So, I assume you know what happened to Jimmy Kimrado?

I guess.

Your friend gets busted for dealing drugs at school and all you have to say is 'I guess'?

He's not my friend.

What are you talking about? You were on the same little league team.

Yeah, a million years ago, anything else?

No, not really.

[Lynette is sitting at her computer] What're you doing?

I'm just talking to Porter on Silverfizz.

Who is Sarah J from MacArthur High School?

Me! I'm sixteen, cute, I like graphic novels and Tokyo Police Club.

Oh my God! You're pretending to be somebody else!

Our brooding son has a classmate who got arrested for selling drugs, I really think the ends justify the means.

We'll address you major ethical breach in a moment. What did you find out?

The good news is he really doesn't hang out with that guy, but I am a little worried about 'Anita47' who told him cherry fruit pops are an aphordesiac.

OK, you got what you came for, you know who he hangs around with, now time to stop.

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