BreeOrson, we've been robbed!
It wasn't me, I swear.
Played by Marcia Cross
Desperate Housewives · 484 quotes
Tied for 1st most-quoted character in Desperate Housewives: in 79 of its 484 quotes
Most scenes with: Rex Van de Kamp (17), Susan Delfino (10), Lynette Scavo (8)
Scenes with Bree Van de Kamp 57
BreeBreeWhat you doing?
RGRobin Gallagher
Making you my screensaver.
BreeOh, that's sweet.
RGRobin Gallagher
You're replacing my cat, he's eating noodles.
S6 Lovely
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LLee
Tell me I'm wrong. Tell me you've had the best sex of your life. ... you have had sex?
BreeHe said he wanted to wait.
GGabby
Okay I'm calling it. Time of gay, 11.21.
You cheated on Rex?!?!?!?!
BreeOf course not!!!! What do you take me for?!?! I cheated on Orson!!!!
S7 And Lots of Security...!
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