Because. That's not Tom. He's definitely a soft wood kinda guy.
Lesson one, Tom is our client. If he wants a big shot office, he gets it. And lesson two, no man wants to be referred to as 'soft wood'!
“I'll Swallow Poison on Sunday” · Season 7
In this episode: Renee Perry (2), Lee (2), Bree Van de Kamp (1), Lynette Scavo (1)
Yeah, Lynette, you did a great job ignoring what he asked for. All that's missing is an antique jar for Tom to put his testicles in.
GGabby
So what did you do?
LLee
I guess I outgrew them.
GGabby
You did. Juanita, come here!
LLee
What are you doing?
GGabby
I figured you could talk to her. You know give her one of those 'It gets better' speeches you gays love so much.
LLee
Tell me I'm wrong. Tell me you've had the best sex of your life. ... you have had sex?
He said he wanted to wait.
GGabby
Okay I'm calling it. Time of gay, 11.21.
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