Dave quotes from Dave the Barbarian

Sorry, Uncle Oswidge.

Oswidge

Can't you two just- pancakes!

Dave

I never wanted to be a Barbarian!

Fang

You did when you were ten!

Dave

Only because I thought it meant a librarian who also cuts hair.

Oswidge

Don't make me turn you two into cabages again!

Sorry, Uncle Oswidge.

Dave

My enchanted sword will change your tune, villain!

Lula

What? What are you looking at? What? What!?

Dave

I guess I was hoping for, I don't know, like some kind of magical energy blast?

Lula

And you couldn't say something!? What am I, a mind reader!?

Dave

Ha! It seems we are evenly matched!

Chuckles

Not really. Mine's still set on low. Bye-bye! [He turns a dial on the amulet to "high".] You shall perish beneath the might of my mighty... Mightiness!

Chuckles

Normally, I hate pathetic grovelling. But on you, it worked.

Dave

I'll give you anything. Look, using my world-renowned artistry, I've made you this origami hat!

Chuckles

Oooh, I love that! And with antlers! Very fetching!

Dave

Hey, look! It's the Pillaging Illustrated swimsuit issue!

Candy

Move your hand one inch closer, and you'll be pulling back a stump.

Dave

Okay, I'll do it. But only if I don't have to fight the monster.

Fang

Of course you have to fight the monster! What're you gonna do, bake him a pie!?

Dave

But everybody loves pie!

Dave

Oh no? Well, this is New-and-Improved Zit-B-Gon!

[Gasps.] Not New-and-Improved Zit-B-Gon! With the miracle ingredient XV-17, zits don't stand a chance against Zit-B-Gon! Now available in regular or grape!

Dave

Here's a little song I like to call "Pancake Party". [Singing]]

Fang

[Switching music to rock] Let me show you how it's done! [Singing]

Dave

I did you have magic powers.

Chuckles

I am… [he torn off the music producer to be normal clothes] The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy! [laughing]

Uncle Oswidge

I think I can explain all that in song...

Dave

Now I get it!