Bogmelon quotes from Dave the Barbarian

It's more of a dumb, little, flyin' potato or somethin'.

It also works on armpits!

Lookin' for something, darlin'?

Dave

I-

We got that. Whaddya want? Tooth extractor? Rump whistle? Spiked helmet? Spiked boots? Spiked toilet paper? Oh, I got just the thing: a diseased weasel!

You lookin' for something, darin'?

Candy

Yeah, I-

We got that. Just got a big shipment of snakes... You want one?

Please, buy me!

Candy

Actually, I'm looking for one of those hats with antlers on it.

We got that.

I'm a hat! Please buy me!

Candy

Look, anything that can say it's a hat isn't a hat, okay?

Oh, a hat! You want a hat! We got that.

I'm a hat!