Pillage Master quotes from Dave the Barbarian

You must lay waste here, [Dave begins chuckling] then you must lay waste over there. Then, when you feel you can no longer lay waste, you- all right, what is so funny!?

I know, but the whole Rite of Pillage thing is sponsored by a pen company. D-minus!

Men know me as... The Pillage Master. But you may call me... Doria.

Dave

Thats a pretty name.

Dave, it is now the sixteenth hour of the sixteenth day of the sixteenth month, of your sixteenth year!

Dave

Sixteenth month? Has anyone checked this guy's math?

Oh, there must be something lower than F-minus. Z! Z! Z! Z! Z! Z! Z!

Candy

Here's the plan: we changes our names, move to a distant island, and disguise ourselves as a family of travelling donkey polishers.

Fang

Is this before or after we beat Dave to a pulp?